K 14


                        FAT KIDS

 in the past there were 
                       no            tv programmes about fat kids.
                       no fat kids.
 at present there are 
                       loads             of programmes about fat kids.
                       loads of fat kids.


                              (   i blame television  )


                                                                                 HisHoo(hoo)Hooliness thePope The high-koo
                                                  TELE KYMONNIS
                                                                         LogieBaird







                                              we     blame   the     Fat  Cats                probably
         Officer dibble  /    Lon Kitenmyse
                  
                                               yogi bear 


                    





   I'm more likely  2blame it on  their being  too-many!  Channels
                                                                        
                                                                             GREG  DYKES
                                                                                                                          monty le sinke

  






. .. actually We lay the blame entirely at the door of the old people   
who  bang  on  about  the  joy  of   book-reading   which actually encourage a sedentary lifestyle !  and who ( those (same) oldpeople)  bang  on  equally about  wholesome,  country  living   which actually provide such "yummy-delicious"  food which children/people can't possibly resist  and thereby get fat (on)   
and which (that (same) wholesome-country-living ) deny people/children proper access to pubs&nightdiscos which enable folk ( girls especially)  to get very pissed  and throw up unwanted food lying around in the body    and which  
( those (same) pubs and nightdiskos ) provide proper access to mind-altering and SLIMMING!!drugs and -  more often!than not -  a whole night of revelrous-physikal and thus calorie  burning  activity    all of which go hand-in-glove  with  
The Clubbing Seen                   Isn't that right, Phil ? .. . ! . . ? Phil  .  .   ..                
                                             PHIL   !   ?       !!

MARGARET  ( & PHIL )  DRIBBLE