WARREN STREET  :  A TAIL/TALE OF THE BUNNY  BUTTDILDO


there was this rabbit called   ButtDildo
right
who had this really nasty habit
of rodgerin' other rabbits afore eatin' 'em
so all the rabbits left in the world
right
and there weren't so many of them at this point
they got together
to decide
on a common course of action
they agreed
right
that they'd hide  down these two fuckin' enormous parallel tunnels
so that's what they jolly well did
well one of these tunnels   was  signed   main
right
and the other  was marked   alternative
and the rabbits  had to choose
which one to go down
well    well    well   95%    95%  of 'em
chose the  main  tunnel
'cept it should of said     mains
fuckin'  S  !  had rubbed off
and  as a result the lead rabbit was well-and-truly fraaazzzled
well
'cuz they're all in line   givin' it this   givin' it that'
like rabbits
they pass 10,000 volts  from head to butt
headbuttheadbuttheadbuttheadbutt
while fire     fire
spreadlikeadoseo'fuckinsalts
well its KingsCross all over again   innit

well  despite an obvious lack of tube trains

which left 1 in 20 rabbits to face   ButtDildo
right
oo  oo  oo     decree
that their alternative tunnel
yeah
is no longer the fuckin' alternative it used to be