bolloxcrap

  adults in  milton  keynes                  dont use contraceptive machines
                                                                                                                         ? why not
                                                                                                      say  why not ?
   because they have not yet installed them into their bedrooms
                                        
                                         !              CRAP                                                                    (bollocks)                                 !




 adults in milton  keynes                             dont have contaception plans
                                                                                                                         ?why not
                                                                                                            say  why not          ?
  because a peabrain  and  a  low sperm  count   go hand-in-hand

               ! CRAP                                                                                          (  bollocks )   !




adults in  milton  keynes                    dont  go in  for well-dressing                                                                                                                               ?  why not
                                                                                                                                                  say why not?
 because           that is a hotbed for sexual deviance

                                 !  CRAP                                     (               bollocks)    !

adults      in   milton keynes        dont get mixed up wih crossdressers                                                                                                                ? why not
                                                                                                                                  say why  not ?
   because Religion  wont  allow them  to dress up their cross

  !CRAP                                  (  bollocks  )                                                            !


                                                                                                          Y-NOT  MELENSKI
                                                                                           pastaFrog
                                          reginaldDavidhunter








   duffer

now this is a story about kevin duffer
lived with his sisters    lived with his mother
hayley and polly,  they'll miss their brother
but not as much as jean -  kevin's mother
                                                                          EDUCATION   etc
the duffers live in a council flat
as high as a kite with a welcome mat
you can smell the gas when the wind blows past
you can smell the sewers  (!but life's like that )
                                                                                ELEVATION    etc
rats in the kitchen on a friday night
dad's come home and he's lookin' for a fight
hayley's at the window  when she sees a light
kevin passin' by on his maiden flight

kevin sitting  Sats  when he explodes
full of lighter fluid from head to toes
polly sitting at the back not exposed
saturates her brother with the fire hose
                                                                                                SATURATION     etc.

jean duffer's with her dorter   hayley
visiting an uncle at   TheOldBailey
hayley's waggin' school  and almost daily
disaster's in the air for the  duffer  ladies
                                                                                                EDUCATION    etc                      .

        steemin onkyl /   ObamaBarrack







notes from the country :

-  bouncing balls  in the back garden  for the new dog

- unable to control any of them                                !

-  local pheasant cackles at my paw  efforts

-  get my gun to shoot it

-  ! end up killing the woodsman instead   ( son of a man sent down for Paedophilia  )

-  ruff  justice                                            !

milo&moli Tenensky      theMilliband Sisters     Leo /OLE nitemynks            
           the Mosley Triplets
YOMTI KENNELS 
                                                KILEM lord TENYSON
Edballs   ink. )





                      as the Dogspirit  cry  !woof         
&   the cat-spirit  Transmogrify  at   leisure                              and  stuff
                                                                 
   the HumanSpooks are still     nowhere     to be  seen  :                         (  they stay  aloof    )   !
                         until ,   that is
                                    that One -  special  -edition     of    SIK  SENSE
                                                                                        
-  Sidekik Sally,    Kolin Fry,      Sikment Loyne
                                                           try there damnedest   2   explain  




#
       USING FRIEDRICH  NIETZSCHE  
                                                  Using  Friedrich Nietzsche  as a doubleblindbuff(er)
      the  (cock)Pheasant  win  the  Nietzsche v  Nurture   debate  hands-down
  &                               The  nature  V  hurt'ya       debate                           everytime
           by   allowing  Me
  to stand on the  railway - line     dressed as a   Henpheasant
     while            IT
               shape-shift  reality                       and                   transmugrify
        a                                   high                       speed                         train
           in2thesound&lookofItself                      .
                                                                         
                           Death  was far from pleasant
                                                                            (    ! oh  No  )
                              Twas far from pleasant


(   from   ThepheasantpluckerSong  : 
                             Trad /  anon  /  davidsonJim / partridgeIan







  

     ... and   after the massing success  of    BritainsGotTalons   (  SIMON KLEENYT /EDDIEtheEAGLE )
  Kleenit  returns     alone   to   present   His   new-celebrity-seeking-show :
                                                                                                                                        BRITTEN'S  GONE  ANAL




                        &    Sikment  Loyne   talk  about  benjaminbritten, paranormal okasionality,
                                              and  being    confused  with
                                                                                    someone  called   Elsie / Elsa /  Else