Thursday, 30 July 2015
Groundshag Daze A
day 1 : laid path
laid up laid path a - ca - pel - la
day 2 : S(h)ame a gain
the Shingle Swingers : (on ) that rocky road 2 S(h)ame
day 1 : laid Upp
laid Dan laid Sam lost Upp cut - up(p)
day 2 : Sam beguine
The Scissor Siestas : ( on) that rock 'n roll 2 Sam :
z z z z z zzzzz z is just the beguine
ground-shag-daze H o L
A member come out
on repeated sex and drugs'
scandals in the Lords :
Of course its dissolute ,
corrupt ! !
(butt) It's been like that since time immoral .
! Live with it
As for the crack and the tarts ,
I'll speak on that tomorrow !
THE OWNERS OF THE BEENS OF CORRUPTION
the raptor's in raptures
as the vote on drugs
has The house in rupture.
Tho' the 'nos' insist
that a bird implicit-sick
keep dope illicit,
the 'ayes' have it - !agreed -
as the campaign to eagle-ise weed
Stone! My Nikel
Wednesday, 29 July 2015
SWEET HONEY 1 2 3 & 4
- ?! Do you have a Nectar Card
- ! Do I look
like I have a NectarCard ?
- ! ? Do you have a Nectar Card
- ! Just fuck off
with your fuckin' NectarCard
MILENNY TESKO MILENNY MORISSON MILENNY ASDA
- Do you have a Nectar Card ?
- Your fuckin'
questions ! drive me fuckin' mad
VAN TESKO VAN MORRISON VAN ASTRA
- Do ?you have a Nectar Card
- !Nein ich hab' nicht;
ich hab' ein volkswagen !
VAN ALDI VAN LIDL
VAN RICHTHOFEN VAN RIBBENTROP VAN WEBER
Tuesday, 28 July 2015
I'm goin' to crack
this hoardin' problem
! if it kill me , they mumbled, surveying the house
chock-full of broken mugs jugs cups;
same piece missing .
Drunk as a Minoan eruption.
He get handle on things toot-sweet,
in house chock-full of stuff once broken .
( II )
- chock-full of broken stuff - surveyed then marketed.
just for the crack .
KEN SLITMONEY KYL ! ME IN STONE SARAH & MR.BEANY
KEN LIMEYSTON KOLIN SEYMENT OWNERSHIP OF
KEN DUD KOLIN & ELIZABETH FRY THE BEANYS OF PRODUCTION
! i'm going2crack
this whorin' problem
if it kill me they rambled ,
surveying the House :
Crocks, fools and brokered mugs, thugs, crooks;
some piss-taking .
trad / anon
Charlie & The Chock-a-lot Factory
HentyBoyle : the Official has a point, Doc, when all's said and ..
Y'see, we're a race built on reasoned idiocy.
It took Steven ( Prof Hawking) 17 years
to get to grips with black holes ..
and Koo just 17 seconds with KC's red hole .
THE DOC : I see
the Black & the Red & the Big-Bungle theory
( Stendahl-Hawking )
Monday, 27 July 2015
now JeremyCorbyn's come out, everyone'll be jumpin' on the banned-wagon
OFFICIAL : Y'see. Koo, Corbyn has served as a very useful benchmark.
Now, because of Jeremy, we know exactly what a Marxist is made up of .
KOO : Seems to me it's merely a prescription for further proscription.
Just gives you the material to harass and intimidate even more people
OFFICIAL : !Hmmm .. . Still, it's good to know who fits the Marxist profile
and who doesn't .. Oh, !don't give me that look, Koo !
You know as well as I we're talking minority here.
KOO : But discrimination of a minority ..
OFFICIAL : (interrupts ) Well .. No .. actually .. I mean, you're missing
the point rather, bird. Y'see, the Marxists are ..
Okay, look at it this way. You've got Kammerleg, margaretHilda ,
theBlairwizard, GenghisKhan , theBushfamilyRobinson .. the minority . .
the non-Marxists, ?right
then there's everybody else .. who are . . pretty much .. when all
said and .. ( breaks off )
KOO : .. Marxist ?
OFFICIAL : You got it, Koo ! Look, you were implicated long ago .. I mean
hanging around with such a dangerous man ! ? what were you thinking
( pause ) CHEGWIN ! Koo .. ! KEITH CHEGWIN ! ! . . ..
running around that garden, starkers ! on that game-show of his.. with
Cheggers and that big, furry bear from Rainbow ? !
KOO : !Oh Naked Bungle .. yeah, that was .. .
OFFICIAL : (interrupt ) .. a big mistake, my friend , a big mistake . I mean to say ,
!? Cheggers !! Course it's not the first time, ?is it, you and Keith ?!
I'll bet my bottom dollar you aided and abetted him when he masqueraded
as HisHoliness, but this .. !! . ..
Koo, we've pictures of you ogling his groaning cojones in the roses ,
and advocating clearly hmmm . ! . advocating thereby
the proletariat owning the beans of production .
You're stuffed! Koo, in a nutshell ... we've got you by the short-and-goolies .
KOO : Short & curlies, surely.
OFFICIAL : Oh, we've got Chegwin as well, for sure.
KOO : So what? should I do now
OFFICIAL : What should you do, Koo ? Well, if I were you, I'd skedaddle ,
high-tale it out'a'ere while you're still able.
KOO : I see.
Keith Chegwin & The Sunshine-Banned ( Cheggers Plays Pope /
Naked Bungle )
MOETSKY LENIN Skippy-the-bush-familyRobinson
MENKL NOSEYIT / TONI YESMENKL
Friday, 24 July 2015
Art is all / all is Art
! Art !Art Art . . Art .. Art ! !
(pause ) ? What (pause) OK ? ! (pause) Yes ! ... .
that all ? . . !Yes .. . .. OK !
taken from :
! Barn Barn !! Auto-Barn : How the put-u-up farm building
figured in the Arts & Kraftwerk Movement
Archer Klinsman Press
Arthur Askey ( ed.)
Art Blakey ; Art Deko ; Desmond Deko ; Double Dekko ;
Reg Varney ; Simon 'n Tenykel ;
Wednesday, 22 July 2015
a room somewhere within a series of rooms
KOO : Heh Doc ! It's been a while
DOC : Yes it has, Koo. Sorry ! I've .. Just lately I've been running around like a headless . .. !Hmmm .. you're looking . ..
KOO: Well .. yes. And you're not looking too bad,. All things considered
DOC: Like what ? exactly
KOO: I mean considering all the considered people we know think you look like sh ..
well, like death warmed up, tbph .. .. !hmm
DOC: !Hmmm . ... Look, Koo, let me give you the heads-up ..
I .. I've spent all this time .. I've been busy on your site.
KOO: Doc, I think you'll find I don't have a problem with my eyes. Not any more.
DOC: What ? laser treat.. . Oh!, I see . .!hmmm No, your SITE ! Koo
KOO: Hearing problems neither, Doc ..
DOC: No. Of course not. .. No, your s i t e K, I've been visiting your site.
26,661 . . .. no !wait .. !hmmm .. . make that 26, 662 times !
KOO: Why ?
DOC: Just call it part of being a caring professional.
KOO: And that's it ? .. that's all you've been doing? the past few years
DOC: Caring professionally, K , is not necessarily a job to be rushed.
KOO: I see.
Monday, 20 July 2015
A-NUN / TROD
tried to make an omelette
without breaking eggs.
tried to serve a souffle'
without the paint of death.
smashed a box of ten eggs
on the work surface..
eggs-is-ten-shell crisis ; an eggs-is-ten-shell crisis
LENIN E. SYTKOM
His Papalness John-Paul-Sartre
!to my Eks-linen ennymi Ekstol
QVC 1 5
stayed up very late
for Bowie documentary.
! damn that bloody knife !
BBC 1 5
!damn that shopping channel
bought crap vid of dear "Hector's House".
cracked Hector !
DCC 1 5
(i) stayed up very late
for Polish preludes' fest.
!Damn that Chopin Channel
DCC 1 5
(ii) beavered away
on a stream of mazurkas .
Dam (n) that Chopin Channel !
DCC 1 5
(iii ) March :
Ascent to a funeral of beavers.
Split that chopin-chanel
taken from : Songs in the Quay of Knife : 15 ways to leaf your loofer / roofer
Stevie (Vim) Vendors Simon 'n Tenykel
Mikel E. Sonnyt
KLYEMIN TONES MIKEL BARRYMORE
& NOTES dREW-dREW-bARNEY-mcGREW
Lt. Eno Min'Keys
All The Young Do's (1)
Stayed up very late
doin' jewel fest . Caught the bug.
!damn that Germ TV
A T Y D ( 11 )
stayed up much later
doin' jools fest. caught the Brugges.
Damn that jools !Belgium .
all the Jung dudes
Damn ! that Swiss headBanger's
on Bowie / Mott The Hoople rapport
ALL THE OLD DON'TS (dolts)
! don't do (the) 70's
when watching Germ TV
Damn! that Spot-the-Hoople
ALL THE OLD DO'LTS (donts)
Don't! do 7(seven) E's
while watching Germany
damn that mottled oompah !
synolt eikmen / sikment loyne / toye klinsmen / jurgen klinsman's volkswagen
Mark Robins' Batman
lord&lady sarah (Alec) fergusso'n
Friday, 17 July 2015
A SENSE OF SIK
we tune in to Pik TV
today where Sik Sense
is screwing with us ;
there some sykik's side-kik :
I feel he had a beautiful smile
! in life .
More than that He doesn't say,
what his smile was like once he'd passed away
KOLIN FRY / KOLIN SEYMENT ; KOLEE ?YNNIT (ms.) ;
MONTELENY SIK ; SIKMENT LOYNE
K F C
know his way around death and life
like the hand on his back .
so to his dressing-room
! just why? Can't the fuck find his way back .