Wednesday, 16 May 2012

The scene is  Kelostemy Inn.        Noises off :  Various voices,  much music,  sound of siren(s).
The Doc sits waiting in his room.     Koo enters.
K :    at door, shouting     Bit busy today, aren't we?
D :  SShh ! Koo .. .  Keep your voice down! please.    Hackman's next door with Slim
        recording the next bit of the history of  Jumpers  ...  these walls are paper thin, y'know.
K :  lower    Oh, sorry!    approaches chair      whispering now    I said   bit busy here today?
D :  quietly    Koo, let me ask you something  . . .  Where d'you think we are, actually?
K :  smiling   Don't be silly, Doc!   . .  Your surgery, of course ... where else?
D : Okay.    shifts uneasily          changing tack   Koo, you'll have seen yesterday's front page of 
       the  Skunk,  presumably        here Doc holds up the paper, with the words  
                                                        ENDO MUNDEK   ! ?   QUANKO ESSEK            LOL
        K  nod   quizically       Well, it looks like experts have re-examined that old recording they found,
       dating back to Mayan times.   Now it's got  News of the World  written all over it, 
       and it's been recorded over a live  Dido concert, so admittedly it's not of the greatest quality.  
       However you can hear the voice of a Mayan prophet for sure  . . .  and Mayan language boffs 
       reckon they can just about decipher enough to know this:  Where we thought the prophet was 
       proclaiming the end of the world as the 21st December, 2012,  we're now pretty sure that what
       he was actually saying was     ?!What d'you think I am, a bleedin' fortune-teller !?    . ..     
      Apparently both of those statements sound pretty much the same in Mayan.
K :  shouts out     WOW!!   ..       then quieter    I mean,  wow! ..     So, we're not doomed after all then. 
D : Well Koo, you're pretty fucked still I'm afraid,  and we're not exactly sure where Henry Frog stands on all 
       of this, but it does appear the rest of us are going to see in New Year 2013 and  .   ..
K :   pause    Okay. 


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