Saturday, 30 September 2017
IF ONE WANT TO BE SNAIL SPECIFIC !NO-BRIANER
should truly be given
The NobelPrize 4 Literature.
it's a !no-brianer.
! we wouldn't have to hear him sing
BRIAN, DYLAN AND THE MAGIC ROUNDABOUT FARANGO
THE DISCOMBOBULATES OF KELOSTEMY INN ink.
Wednesday, 20 September 2017
the old fart has nowt new to say
he do like to repeat himself
MENKL NOSEYIT / TONI YESMENKL
! Korea attack Korea score !
o ! my word
that's one ! fu'Ker'ere
? You couldn't make it up !
Trump / Jong Un
Monday, 18 September 2017
Sunday, 17 September 2017
K?Y : ?!How did you sleep last night after all, Sik ?
SL : Well, I took your advice, Kolee.
I watched Romper Stomper
and slept like a baby. Thank ! you
K?Y : Moist welcome, I'm sure
SL : O ! and the dream . . . . !!MAN
Weird and Wired ! Oooo ( h)
K?Y : Me too
SL : I dreamt about Nostlikeymen and
His Grate Planne 2 Change Historie
K ?Y : O ! Me too
His Grate Planne 2 Change Historie :
2. (7) INTONE KLYMES
3. (5) SMOKEY INNLET
5. (3) KELOSTEMY INN
7. (2) INTO MY KENELS
17. RUSSELL CROWE
And lo !
speek to the Nations
( and whoever else be lissenin' )
And so I wrote to Russell Crowe and told him, in no certaine termes,
that being theProphete that I am,
I am perfickly capable (!thanke U very muche ) of re-writin' History,
& cuttin' TheRomans out kompletely !fukkers fullestopp/periode
witch wood be of grate benefite not only to The Paganes ( i g w s )
butt also to the reste of humankinde
for then ther wood b absolutely no need for anye Russell Crowe
Anyhoo he write back and tell me, in no certaine termes,
that being theProphete that he bee,
He bee perfickly capable of stoppin' that happenin'
I can !stoppe that happenin' saye-he I can !!stoppe YEW fukker
O NO YOU ! CANT saye-I
( and Im misspellinn' CANT )
Saturday, 16 September 2017
?! Just how many Loynes are there ?
! f f s
And then Professor Loyne ask Ms ?Ynnit : !? Juss how many Loynes are there ! f f s ?
And Ms ?Ynnit reply : Well one or two replications let's say; though there's not as many yous
as there are well Tiny Klones'mes let's say
Thinks how many districts there are in Kelostemy Inn
And Professor Loyne continue: !O no surely not Not ! 289 f f s
And Ms ?Ynnit retort : ?!Now who's being silly No, districts we're chatting on here,
NOT ! sub-districts silly-lol
And Professor Loyne add : So if there's seventeen Tiny Klones'mes then . . . .
And Ms ?Ynnit butt in : Well thirteen let's say
And Professor Loyne muse :
And Ms ?Ynnit clarify : Yes, four TKs didn't make the journey
And Professor Loyne muse : O I'm so ! sorry
And Ms ?Ynnit wind up :
Friday, 15 September 2017
Professor Loyne : So 17 districts of Kelostemy Inn ?eh, !hmm(M,
and all named after community enforcers, I see.
And these then geographically planned, of course,
butt on whose? say so, Ms ?Ynnit
Ms ?Ynnit : There was a team of Resolvers behind The Grate Plan.
Prof Loyne : ? Resolvers
Ms ?Ynnit : !Yuss. A QuadrupeRt of Resolution in matters regarding
Kelostemy Inn. You'll probably know of them. Four S's :
(Klyemin) Stone MkInyel, Steemin Onkyl, Sleenky Itomn.
Not to mention Sikment Loyne.
Prof Loyne : Sikment Loyne ?! you say
Ms ?Ynnit :
Wednesday, 13 September 2017
Tuesday, 12 September 2017
Thursday, 7 September 2017
Tuesday, 5 September 2017
Sunday, 3 September 2017
thence there bee
Seventeene Districks off Kelostemy Inn
subdividee into Seventeene Departmentes
!lo these bee alfibetickle arangede
1. ELMOKE STINNY
2. EY-LIST KONMEN
3. K. MINNTEYSOLE
4. KNIT'EN SOYLEM
5. LENK EMTINOYS
6. LO-STINK MEENY
7. MELETONIN SKY
8. MILES KEYNNTO'
& THE OKENNELM SITY
9. MIN/NIM EYKLSTONE
10. MOLEYS IN KENT
11. NNYK SLIMETOE
12. ONEN MESYKLIT
13. SLO-TYME NEKIN
14. STONE MY NIKEL
15. SYNN KOILMEET
16. YE SILENT MONK
17. YEN MONITLEKS
Yon storie off squaire thingees
and rounde thingees
inn Kelostemy Inn
NOSTLIKEYMEN / BAUMEISTER / MESE-KLINT