2nd Day of Spring
Thanks, Doc.
In a nutshell then ... mid Feb onwards . . .
1. England left managerless.
2. List of candidates for managerial vacancy whittled down to four:
Kolee ?Ynnit (ms.) Yikes! Pastor Henry Frog Jean Hackman
3. Hackman discounted on account of controversy surrounding
her new book: Knit One Purl's a Singer : How an Elkie Brooks hand-knit ran the FA
4. ?Ynnit flops at interview where her only communication with the FA panel
is to chant incessantly !Muzzy Izzet muffed it !innit?
5. !Yikes bows out gratefully when it's revealed that he used to play in goal for
a Midlands' club and that he has an unnatural bent for amphibians.
6. Pastor Henry Frog appointed Manager of England.
7. We're all jumping up and down at the news.
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