Saturday 24 March 2012

                                                                                                       2nd Day of Spring
Thanks, Doc.  
In a nutshell then ...    mid Feb onwards . . .
1.  England left managerless.
2. List of candidates for managerial vacancy whittled down to four:
      Kolee ?Ynnit (ms.)          Yikes!         Pastor Henry Frog         Jean Hackman
3. Hackman discounted on account of controversy surrounding 
     her new book: Knit One  Purl's a Singer : How an Elkie Brooks hand-knit ran the FA
4. ?Ynnit flops at interview where her only communication with the FA panel
      is to chant incessantly    !Muzzy Izzet muffed it   !innit?
5.  !Yikes bows out gratefully when it's revealed that he used to play in goal for
      a Midlands' club and that he has an unnatural bent for amphibians.
6.  Pastor Henry Frog appointed Manager of England.
7.  We're all jumping up and down at the news.

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