3rd Day of Spring
8.  World Capitalism undergoes yet another (this time ! terminal) crisis.
9.  The Kammerleg quit as political leader, quipping:
      It's so easy not to care when no-one has actually voted for you 
10. PHF achieves Ubermensch status and Master of the Big Society,
      becoming known in many circles as  Jeremy Clarkson with a 2CV.
11. We're all jumping up and down at the news.
12. HOL Y ! SKUNK  sink into a quag of frogspeak as Sikment Loyne
      gives PHF free rein to vent his spawn and rent his spleen by assaulting
      as many minorities as possible.
      PHF'S columns - a big twat in a SmallPond - dominate  HOL Y ! SKUNK.
13. We're all jumping up and down at the news.
14. As a result of his repeated insults, The Frog  finds himself 
      knee deep . . knee-deep . . kneedeep   in personal lawsuits. 
15. World Capitalism suffers its latest (this ! time terminal) crisis.
16. PHF's capacity  to be everywhere yet nowhere  means that by the time
      Spring actually wings in, The Frog Spring  is literally in full swing.
      A bit before its time, of course, but this is Pastor Henry Frog we're talking about!
                                                                                                    Prof Tiny Klonesme