Jean Hackman-Loyne :    D'you have a good hols, Sikment ?   !    We did.
                                              Best part of it was when we were riding the trams in Leningrad.
                                             What used to be Leningrad.  Well still is if you're a red.
                                             Anyhoo we were were listening to some geezer singing the letter
                                              scene from  Eugene Onegin.    So we joined in, didn't we  ?!
                                             We were drinkin' Polugar  
                                              -         and not just ONE ! I can tell you        -
                                             and we got trolleyed, 'yknow.
                                             This guy Pyotr gets all steamed up, pushes us off this car, cussing                                                     us in some weird lingo,  when he should have been drivin'  !!
                                            Oh, it was great, Sik ; you should have been there   .  ...        .          
                                         
                                     

                                           
         
      Sikment Loyne :      Really.








                   
          



    JEREMYKLARKSON :      CAN             I                    INTEREST 
                                                              ANY      ...     .    .       .        ...   OH !  FUCK IT