VIKINGS : Reprise/Surprise  II :  (yet)Another Merciless Mission 
                                                    2 Mercia



    VIKING 1 : Raype and Pillage   !!   Raype and Pillage
                Raype  and   ..   ( breaks off)

    SAXON 1 : (interrupting )  Oy ! Norseman
            Juste holde fire withe yor rapeing 
            and pillageing wonte you ?!  
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        V 1  :  (pause for breath)  Oh I see.  .. . (further pause) . .
             Well then  ..   .
             Rayt mye Village  !!  Rayt mye Village  . .. 

       S 1 :  ( on a partic. high-horse )   ! Oy  Norsemasn
            All these raype-pillage-rayt-village shenaniganes,
            ? aren't you reely too olde fore them 
            I meen yor not exactley in the peeke of condishion

        V 1 :   (waving axe with menace)
           !? And juste howe olde dew thinke I am precisely  ?

       S 1 : (hesitaing ) I hesitate to answere, Norseman ,
           what withe you menacingley waveing yor toole

        V 1 :  ( waving axe with menace) 
           I'm not as olde as I looke, y'know.
           Life is harde for us Norsefolk, see.
           We don't lead the cushy lives you soft-saxones do.
           And not to putt too fine a pointe on it,
           I'm not a Norseman at all; butt a Norsewoman, so there.
           
        S 1 :   Oh I see. 
           Yet notwithstandinge all of this ballyshamozzle, 
           I still would not like to name yor yeares.
                             (with that, Saxon 1  takes their leafe, and walks away)

         V 1 :  !Don't you walk away from me, Saxone, don't you dare !              Not before you tell me howe olde I am ..  ..  
           Well, tell me ! Saxone .  ..  NOW   !  !  
            ( shouting to Saxone in distance )    SAXONE  !
                      Rayt mye Vile age  !  Rayt mye Vile age                  (further into distance )            Rayt mye Vile age !
                                       ! Rayt mye Vile age





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