fri, 30/12
Luis Suarez, you have your uses!
he have faults not shooting straight
for sure ! maggie could help iron
that one out
MOTSYN - LINEKE
Saturday, 31 December 2011
FRI. DEC 30
THE HOLE TOOTH
Thatcher !Gotcha watcher
Margaret (Hilda) Thatcher, better known perhaps as Dame Grand Cross of the Croatian Grand Order of King Dmitar Zvonimir, has spoken candidly about her controversial decision as PM to sink the cruiser Belgrano during the 1982 Falklands War:
All the hoo-ha then made me cross, so very cross. . . (though) .. I must admit that at that moment in time I might not have been thinking quite as straight as HMS Conqueror's aim. So when the 'Conk' hit the General (Belgrano) I was somewhat miffed, to be perfectly honest; I was specifically saving that torpedo for Liverpool.
MONTY LE SINKE
THE HOLE TOOTH
Thatcher !Gotcha watcher
Margaret (Hilda) Thatcher, better known perhaps as Dame Grand Cross of the Croatian Grand Order of King Dmitar Zvonimir, has spoken candidly about her controversial decision as PM to sink the cruiser Belgrano during the 1982 Falklands War:
All the hoo-ha then made me cross, so very cross. . . (though) .. I must admit that at that moment in time I might not have been thinking quite as straight as HMS Conqueror's aim. So when the 'Conk' hit the General (Belgrano) I was somewhat miffed, to be perfectly honest; I was specifically saving that torpedo for Liverpool.
MONTY LE SINKE
THURS. 29/12
Bouazizi
Bouazizi barrow boy bold
set stall sweetly body burned ;
Word willed whirled (word-willed world)
YESEM & MESEY KLINTON
in the fairy tale, the anti-hero Juan Norse set up a new settlement known as a Juan Norse town
I could have been some juan
. . .Well so could any juan
MacColl / MacGowan
MELTIN KOYNES
Bouazizi
Bouazizi barrow boy bold
set stall sweetly body burned ;
Word willed whirled (word-willed world)
YESEM & MESEY KLINTON
in the fairy tale, the anti-hero Juan Norse set up a new settlement known as a Juan Norse town
I could have been some juan
. . .Well so could any juan
MacColl / MacGowan
MELTIN KOYNES
Wed. Dec 28
Read Weightless Kipper:How to beat the rap by Lt.Monkiesyne:
.. His name is Bradley. In the military. Arrest (they say) is hisstory..
... What was, is, always will be.
!Hmm, food for thought, I said to the Doc on returning the piece.
With conversation on Bradley Manning too uncomfortable,
we turned instead to the carefully-murmured coronary of
The Duke of Edinburgh and the carelessly-whispered
(near)tragedy of George Michael - both attended by the Doc,
apparently. Taking a deep breath, the Doc intoned:
Like an episode of Family Guy, now is his time.
The Doc wouldn't be drawn further.
Wanted to talk more about my 'poetic condition',
and the shoppers shot in the sales. The Doc, however,
jumpered up so as to resemble Uncle Monty in Withnail and I,
growled: Now is not the time.
tues, 27/12
state cookbook
!find friends of freedom
freeze 'em seize 'n bring to boil
chuck 'em in the can!
US Traitor trial: the case of ChickenLittle v TheHeroBradleyManning
The sky aint fallen
and the sky aint now falling
and the sky won't fall
case M : bradley Meet george
Manning mouth Michael :
bugged buggered yankee hero
be WarelessKipper(ed.)
KLOSET ENNYMI
Tues. 27/12
?have you heard the word:
that badass bird bright betrothed to billy bloke besistered by that bird
with belting butt has butted-rebutted but badmouthed by the big bird
who bepoodled beheading the holeblood kaboodle not yet bestirred
but belchmouthed badtickered git pricked to tick off badass bit biting words
'cos she won't shoot birds
what you mean?? she won't shoot birds
'cos she won't shoot birds
YE KIL MONNSTE
STONEY 'N KILEM
Friday, 30 December 2011
MON 26/12
notes on A Spaceman Came Travelling by ChrisDeBurgh
notes on A Spaceman Came Travelling by ChrisDeBurgh
De Burgh sing his thing:
A Spaceman Came Travelling
has deeper meaning.
for in DeBurgh's mind
it gives us the chance to find
a superior kind.
of course. ! la la la
la la la la la la la
la la la la la . . . . . . (singing)
la la la la la
la la la la la la la
la la la la la ! .... (ad inf/etcetc/etaletal)
KLISTON MEENY
MOMENTS
christmas had moments in spades.
my drunk skunk whipped me at Hearts.
then got laid.
YOMTI KENNELS
MOE LYTENSKIN
MELONY STINKE
MOMENTS
christmas had moments in spades.
my drunk skunk whipped me at Hearts.
then got laid.
YOMTI KENNELS
MOE LYTENSKIN
MELONY STINKE
Sun. 25.12.11
!BBC ALERT
The BBC would love to apologise for its recent and significant mistake.
On BBC 1 this morning, SongsOfPraise will be showing the latest in their series TheBigSing (Aled Jones)
and NOT The Big Sink , as previously indicated.
To viewers expecting to see Christopher Plummer (Captain VonTap,
TheSoundOfMusic ) doing Walking in the air, dressed as a giant plug,
TheSoundOfMusic ) doing Walking in the air, dressed as a giant plug,
and a chained Kate Winslett miming Gavin Bryars' Raising the Titanic ..
.. we can't apologise enough. ! Sorry !
Sat., Dec 24
THE DAILY SKUNK
PhilTheGreek: 'Heart scare' leak
According to Tickerleaks
the Queen has now tweaked her speech
to say this:
To be honest, he'll (the Duke) be scared
you'll be scared
but we're bloody terrified!
Now he's found he's got a heart
who?knows what shit's goin' to come
from his mouth!!
Thursday, 29 December 2011
still solstice still (21/12)
Autumn automatically bison polar bear
whip in wistful winter and cow have flings. and suffer
melancholy bi-polar moo(e)d swings
SONNEY&NONSEY KLIMET KEYNN TO SMILE
SOLTIK MEENNY
FROG: Hello ! Koo. Good to see you again. You're looking much ... I did hear . . . !sorry.
KOO : Good days bad days, y'know. Thanks for your concern. But we're not here to talk about me.
FROG: No ... though my position is as was.
KOO : So you're saying that your vision no longer holds.
FROG: Look, it came in different light . . under different auspices ...
KOO : Then a prophecy is not a prophecy after all.
FROG: Well, we can alll be wise after the event, can't we? I mean,?had you given serious consideration
to 2012 being a leap year
KOO : Yes ... I guess .. I have now.
FROG: Exactly.
KOO : Don't think me churlish but surely the 'leap year factor' is insignificant here?
FROG: Significant enough.
KOO : ? Is that not for us to judge
FROG: There is only ONE Judge, Koo, you know that. . . .
On that note, Pastor Frog leaves the room abruptly, muttering Eddie Stobart ! under his breath
Wed. Dec 21 : More Solstice
my demise surmise beat the Mayans, beat theFrog,
me miss solstice's ice mitts, beat myself, wife, kids, skunk, kat
santa's sanctioned claws (!and the dog)
ISE T / LEMON YNK YOMTI KENNELS
THE DAILY SKUNK
FROG FRIGGED OVER LEAP YEAR FIX
Self-styled leader, Henry Frog,
Church of the NatterjackToad :
!! NOT MY FAULT !! . . .
. . . . ! They should have warned me
it was a leap year
'fore I made my prophecy!
THE HOLE TOOTH
Frogspeak
For those at a loss on why I'm now a prophet, let me fill you in:
School memories aside .. memories abide .. trauma begat evangelism.
Well, it was all down to traumatic schooldays, really. Like being forced to play 'leapfrog'. They'd say: ?You playing leapfrog! and of course I thought they literally meant 'leapfrog'. But what they really meant was: ! You playing LEAP!, Frog ?
Which is somehow different. Especially when the game of LEAP! involved concrete cows and EddieStobart juggernauts.
Another activity I got 'involved' in was being deFrogged , which helped to condition me for later life. So I became an evangelist.
Pastor Henry Frog Ross on Wye
Pastor Henry Frog Ross on Wye
Wed., Dec. 21
THE NATTERJACK BOOGLE
sorry! cant make the end of the world - ?when is it again
Henry Frog get word from God:
!Don't waste dosh on xmas nosh
2012
Let us quote:
HUG!THE LORD AFORE YE CROAK
Church of the NatterjackToad
THE MAYAN BOOGLE
! Endo Mundek ? Quanko ?Essek
all things planet elf
roons toons proons loons big balloons :
21 . 12. 12
Dec. 20 (later)
THE NK BOOGLE (NORTH KOREA)
Kim Jong Kim Jong IL
We told U Kim Jong was IL
( !sing it now u will )
Kim Jong Kim Jong IL
We told U Kim Jong was IL
(... aletaletal ....)
THE MK BOOGLE (MILTON KEYNES)
POETS KORNER (MK 2) :
dearest Koo, get better ! soon
(X) ! WE LOVE YOU ! (X)
Kolee ?Ynnit(Ms); Oli Semen-Kynt; Symon Kleenit;
Mikel E Sonnyt; Slim Keynnote; Kim Slontynee;
Ise T / Lemon Ynk . . . . (etaletal)
fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck
( ?! what a damned blessed relief !? )
fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck
20.12.2011
Autumn end
Hi ! Koo ?How's yourself
The Doc's manner ? Heaven sent
with bedstink of death.
Koo's an assumed name,
picked up from some fashion mag
in moments spare, sane.
But when madness strike,
there's Koo cutting off his phone
to spite his friends, right?
And in avoiding
human contact he turns to
ringing pigeons' necks.
Koo!! You're so funny
but sit back, chill ! face smile wipe
I've got this to say:
If I tell you I love you
and I always will . . . .
(speak the Doc to Koo)
... paws Antony and The Johnsons
Koo reply, bird-like
pause It looks bad !? don't it
Eye to eye, limp-stiff,
Koo get news. All things equal,
one year left to live
19.12.2011
Dear Koo
I'm writing you in the event that you fail to turn up tomorrow.
Or that I've sought Antony Hegarty's advice and become a bird.
Either way, this letter or our meeting is deemed to cause us sorrow.
Well, I can't help that; one can't erase the pain contained in such sad words.
You see, Koo, I'm a doctor, not a banker, I don't do misery well.
For misery, like money, must end itself, not be an end in itself.
Wiser be the fool on the hill than the tool of the fool on the till !
And this fool, my friend, has in the end to address the state of your health.
Is it better to be told by mistake that one has a year to live?
Than to be told unerringly that one has only 6 months to live?
I'm reassured by this thought: Such bleakness won't be so out of the blue.
I mean, you've been trying to kill yourself for as long as I've known you. . . .
We can't say if your condition is mental or physical, tis true.
But it may be lyrically poetic, precisely syllabic too.
Thus as I aim to feel what you feel, so my words will breathe as yours breathe.
(Although, in times of respite, sounds ripe for the damned too easily become sound bites for the dumb, where we have to guard against the oversimplification of Form telling Content to fuck itself, or Content dragging Form along by its jackboot straps, and instead ensure a true and blissful union twixt them Both.)
So my words can breathe as yours do but only whilst we do still draw breath.
And there, my friend, be life ... and death .. until tomorrow; I take my leave.
The Doc
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