Sat., Dec 24

                     THE DAILY SKUNK

       

            PhilTheGreek: 'Heart scare' leak

                        According to Tickerleaks

                    the Queen has now tweaked her speech

                                       to say this:                

                   To be honest, he'll (the Duke) be scared

                                           you'll be scared

                                  but we're bloody terrified!

                             Now he's found he's got a heart

                         who?knows what shit's goin' to come

                                         from his mouth!!