Wed. Dec 21 : More Solstice
my demise surmise beat the Mayans, beat theFrog,
me miss solstice's ice mitts, beat myself, wife, kids, skunk, kat
santa's sanctioned claws (!and the dog)
ISE T / LEMON YNK YOMTI KENNELS
THE DAILY SKUNK
FROG FRIGGED OVER LEAP YEAR FIX
Self-styled leader, Henry Frog,
Church of the NatterjackToad :
!! NOT MY FAULT !! . . .
. . . . ! They should have warned me
it was a leap year
'fore I made my prophecy!
THE HOLE TOOTH
Frogspeak
For those at a loss on why I'm now a prophet, let me fill you in:
School memories aside .. memories abide .. trauma begat evangelism.
Well, it was all down to traumatic schooldays, really. Like being forced to play 'leapfrog'. They'd say: ?You playing leapfrog! and of course I thought they literally meant 'leapfrog'. But what they really meant was: ! You playing LEAP!, Frog ?
Which is somehow different. Especially when the game of LEAP! involved concrete cows and EddieStobart juggernauts.
Another activity I got 'involved' in was being deFrogged , which helped to condition me for later life. So I became an evangelist.
Pastor Henry Frog Ross on Wye
Pastor Henry Frog Ross on Wye
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