Tuesday, 5 February 2013
... . SO . . ..
( 8.2.13 )
. . which is to all intents and purposes 21 .1 .13
which is where you to all .. . ( blah de blah ) ..
! oh you've heard that all before, previous to this, yet after it in a funny kinda way . . but ?doesn't that just curiously
sum up all of this strange pastpresentandfuture razzer-m'-tazz surrounding the particular significance of 21/1/13
. ... anyhoo, crucially, here (!again ) a hint of the portentous-treets in store for you .. in order of no especial import -
so to !speak . .. . by these illustrious artistes ( as follows) :
Loney & Nely O.Stikmen
Eddy & TheYorkiePoos Hilda Ogden-Thatcher
. . and thus ..
(11/2/13 ) . . .. following in a distinguished line of 9 or so Dutch artistes who all have Ten in their name ..
e.g. simeon Ten holt - noted modernist composer of works such as Canto Ostinato
and the theme tune to Coronation Street (backwards)
e.g. corrie Ten boots - famous for her bravery against the Nazis,
her gene-busting performance(s) in the 1960's ITV series
NoHidingPlace ,
and for her courageous depiction of 10 (old) boots
propping up the barstools at TheRoversReturn in
Coronation Street, often simulataneously and at the same time .. . .
i.e. (!and in no especial order )
R Ena R Vera R Hilda R Bet(t), R Elsie R Deirdre
and many more just 2few2mention . .. . .
R Minnie R Rita R Mavis
R Kelly . .. .
.. . we are proud to present now
(e.g.) mikel Ten sony - who has - somehow - managed to pull the variegated media together
and produce a word/music farrago including
Richard III Katie Pr(y)ce & PopeBenedict XVI :
The Show is All - 21. 1. 13
Abbott and Costello : Huhne's on first base
EC: Well, then who's playing first? .. I mean the fellow's name on first base.
DA: Huhne.
EC: The guy on first base.
DA: Huhne is on first.
EC: Well, what are you asking me for ?
later (much)
DA: So who took Huhne's punts ?
EC: What?
DA: Watts who's on second base? .. Watts got Huhne's punts?
EC: I don't know !
DA: I DontKnow ? The guy who's on third base took Huhne's punts ? What are you saying here?
much ( later )
EC: What I'm saying is I know who has Huhne's punts.
DA: No they haven't !
EC: What you chattin' on?
DA: Well, they couldn't have, not from fourth base! No. It was Katie Pry(i)ce who took 'em . ...
EC: . . ... Diane?
( latermuch/muchlater)
DA: What, Elvis ?
EC: Just shut the fuck up!, ok ?
DA: Oh.... . . ! . .
Here Costello exits singing : .. It's just a rumour that was spread around
town by the women and children
Soon we'll be shipbuilding
KP NUTS
Katie Pri(y)ce : !Look I aint took no punts off this Hoon fella ! ok ?
.. and yea .. I called kelly brook a Heffer !? ok
Hugh Heffer : Thank you very much. 12.2.13
Well ! it's good to know KellyBrook aint likely to end up on my plate
13.2.13 ( Sir)Cyril Smith (MBE )
Which is to all intents and purposes
21 / 1 / 13
Which is where you
to all in tents and porpoises
may find the following material:
1. Clarity begins at home
2. The (un)answered question
3. Nicked
LORD BADEN POWELL
ED DEVEREAUX ( How I won the toss and got to play Flipper)
TheCharlesManson&SharonTateLifeboatAssoc.
St Ives
CornwallOrDevon
..and, on top of this, @ 21.1.13
you'll come across an edition of
the new rag published by the
disgraced cleric(s) responsible for
HOLY !! SKUNK
who, accused of dodgy activity , were forced to flee
to Polynesia ..
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