Friday, 31 May 2013
If Susan Giro ( c1710/1711 - ?) had ever met Igor Stravinsky (1882-1971) she would have crushed him - not in her lithe version of herself of course but in her largerthanlife version - when she was four times her original size
and almost as big as Igor's ego
We now know why Susan Giro ended up as The Four Susans
- a result of unrequited love for AntonioVivaldi ( 1678 - 1741 )
Had she ever met (with) Igor Stravinsky she may well have sent him off with a flute in his ear,
just as with AV, berating him with her lash-tongue:
Igor / Antonio, you have not ! composed so many pieces of music indood
you have more2thepoint writ just 1 piece of music somanytimes
Having said that, Vivaldi did create His FourSusans -
to commemorate Susan G, to commiserate with her even ; in so far as He felt something more for her maybe than mere sorrow . .
In IS's case mind you, her vitriolstring carry far less of a punch and eventually,, by May 1913, and Stravinskly's Rite of Spring ... ! Well !! .., as they say in the Seychelles ..
mice can play with cheese to their hearts' content but(t) it take a Rat to break the mould
( from When you've tasted de brie ! you don't want any old rubbish ( LonKitenmyse, Moley's in Kent)
sacha-distel
The significance of May 1913 and Strav's Rite of Spring will be considered very soon / anon
For the mo, suffice to say that the significance of the above is, like much necessity born(e) of accident, the result of serious miscommunication(s) betwixt AV and SG ...
in a nut-shell, antoniovivaldi was hanging in the Giro's (Anna & Susan ) desirous-gardenspace ,
when he spoke to susan G.
What He intended to say was NOT what came out of his mouth - being Italian, his English
was sometimes a tad wide of the mark-lira :
Being a MasterofUnderstatement , You've gained a few pounds came out as
You've gained a few ponds
At this punt in the proceedings,
Susan looks at AV, shyly, and then , wryly , cast her glance
from out of the bovindo and into the gardenSpace . ..
Being a mistress-of-overstatement, and a necessary precursor to a hole-hog of latina magica-realistas,
SG throw a first stare at a thirsty and fecundless space, which, a few seconds later, become a place
festooned with ponds
well, a Welter of books have been writ about all-of-this-Shindigaroo, butt we need concern ourselves with
just ONE, which is not really/quite a book as suche, in all honest more like a bok in fact - in that it be wrote in the ONE worthwhile-erstwhile world language known to Man : Afrikaans under the title :
? SIK TINKLEMONEYS EY KLEENOT ( jurgenklinsman!)
which . . roughly translated . .! Can we truly comprehend just how great an artist antonioVivaldi
might well have become had he not had to have de-swamped The Giros
on such a regularbasis ?
(PastaHenryFrog james davidson The doc )
In a pipsqueek, the unrequitedSusanGiro - Heroine of The4Susans - has, thro' a sudden
(yet unexpected) affliction of MMR
( MystikelMagikalRealism
MagnificentMisRepresentation )
not only gained
NOSTLIKEYMEN predikte :
1. At the end of Maye 2013, the nextnew Pope (francise) hath (an) audience with Aaronspellinge
and learne that all-of-everything witch has happend thus far
is but dream-preparation
2. AS : Well, I could have told you that .. you must lern2truss me more ..
3. n/n/P : its diffikult to trust someone whoi cant spel his name proper ...
4. AS : Hmmm mmmm ! i see
5. n/nP and AS holde a shindigaroo to celebrate the 100 anniversation of IgorStravinskie's
Rite of Spring Variose people be invitede, witch inklude rolfe-harriss jeremie springer
ann wintercombe etc. tho' they do not turne uppe.
antonye Hegartty - Antonye&theJonsons - be deffo-nott invitede butt gatekrashe anyhooo
.
6. In typikle shindigaroooKerfuffle a Spontaneous rendition of R o S brake oot
witch ende up typiklee in a bust-uppe, reskude only ( ! breefly ) by AH bursting in2
I'M A BIRD NOW !
at whiche pointe all helle hath brock loose ! littrallye
7. And thuss aftere 60 dayes of KOILKLEEN hathe past
and as SteveReich in the Afternoone on raydio2 playe in the bakgrounde ,
The next-Newepope - Francise - bekometh ( by mystikle-magikry) a birde
for He transmogrifie into a mog-skaring Pigeon; the Pigeone KOO,
nown henseforthe and foreffermore as PopeKoo -TheHigheKoo / HishoohooHolinesse
( or derivationes thereoffe)
9. As in all-yeeres passed&future, The Foure Susanes - KOILKLEEN SOLKLEEN SLEETKLEEN
ISEKLEEN - worke thro' there 90-Daye skedule ; thus, KOILKLEEN 90 give waye to
SOLKLEEN 1 etc/etal .. /
Howevere, in the Yeare of 2013 at the ende-of-maye , and jussed for oneyear onlye,
KOILKLEEN 60 = KOO 0; & thuss KOILKLEEN 61 = KOO 1 etcetce.
witche goe fulle-sykle so that KOILKLEEN 60 offe the followinge yeer ( 2014 )
be KOO 360
and there it endeth .
10. pSs : none of this stuffe bye-the-waye haththat muche 2do withe me in alle honest.
For this alle be the doinge of the Ladye - SUSAN GIRO
( Her offe the magicke-Toads)
Thursday, 30 May 2013
Wednesday, 29 May 2013
Tuesday, 28 May 2013
Sunday, 26 May 2013
k55
? !
?? @#
pK(t)HK
I KNOW A MAN
I know a man who modelled himself so much
on the speech patterns of Moe Szyslak
that he grow to be both Charlie & Naomi ! ? WATTS
Det. Sgt. John WATT ?!
& James SteamEngine ! WATT ! ?
so much so
in fact
that as one season give way to another
He lost all rhyme and reason
and
no longer prepared to see the wood for the trees
gassed himself
in The Forest of Dreams
Moe Litenskyn
J.s. Bark
?Ysit Okennelm sir Victoria Henrywood
Marj simpson
k 56
? !
?? @#
pK(t)HK
I KNOW A MAN
I know a man who modelled himself so much
on the speech patterns of Moe Szyslak
that he grow to be both Charlie & Naomi ! ? WATTS
Det. Sgt. John WATT ?!
& James SteamEngine ! WATT ! ?
so much so
in fact
that as one season give way to another
He lost all rhyme and reason
and
no longer prepared to see the wood for the trees
gassed himself
in The Forest of Dreams
Moe Litenskyn
J.s. Bark
?Ysit Okennelm sir Victoria Henrywood
Marj simpson
k 56
Friday, 24 May 2013
Thursday, 23 May 2013
K 53
th hystery of russian musik ( A - B )
By the time Rachmaninoff had had enuff
and Glazunov was glad enough
Borodin had burrowed in for the winter
and Stravinsky's Rite of Spring
was
just a bunny out
of
kilter
semenon Kilty
ARTHUR MULLARD
Klyemin Tones & Notes
WARREN STREET
THERE WAS THIS RABBIT CALLED bunny RIGHT
WHO HAD THIS REALLY NASTY HABIT
OF RODGERIN' OTHER RABBITS AFORE EATIN' THEM
SO ALL THE RABBITS IN THE WORLD YEAH THEY GOT TOGETHER TO DECIDE ON A COMMON COURSE OF ACTION . . . THEY AGREED RIGHT . . TO HIDE
Wednesday, 22 May 2013
k52
! YUSS MY DOVE : a whispered ArthurMullard
Unnerved by the verve
of the collared-doves' words,
I swerved, hit a bollard ,
then heard such soft - cooing,
reminding
of a whispered arthurmullard :
THIS IS A BITTER SWEET SYMPHONY
! OOOoooooh !
A BITTER SWEET SYMPHONY
Arthur Mallard richard AshLoft ; poopKoo - thHighKoo
CAPTAIN PIGEON
Lt Monkiesyne
Dufay
Guillaume Dufay
was hardly shy
in arranging stuff for his demise :
On such His CathedralChoirboys
would sing
His own Ave Regina.
Unlucky G !
to die same day
the Cathedral Meister pass away;
and so the boys are called elsewhere
for their rite-display.
Well, I say this :
Church-boys go where Boys must go
so why? oh! why ? Dufay
not tape their show !?
Still , as I listen
to His Magnanime Gestis
I thus contend
with magnanimous
gesture that GD
be something of a bell - end .
anon/trad
trad/anon Motsyn-Lineke /
Lineke-Motsyn kolins bell, seyment, powell
harry redknapp LIKYN-ME NOTES
harry worth
Tuesday, 21 May 2013
k 50
woody
when i discovered
that to produce great art
WoodyGuthrie forsook
personal hygiene ,
I thought it hightime
for me also to come unclean,
to give a whirl
to emulating Woody's world.
and tho' I became
not as fine nor as fane
as He,
I did consign myself to reeking
like a skunk ,
to stinking like-a-monk
as to the highestHeaven be.
so when I meet Death
I might not get a seat
in dylan's Just-Deserve
but I guarantee
you'll whiff my coming
and think that there pass Woody
YE SILENT MONK
?Ysit Okennelm
lady Viktoria Wodhenry
Woodies Allen/Harelson/ Woodpekker
TOYE KILNSMEN
BUZZLIGHTYEAR
/ Aldrin
Stinkey Ol'men symonkleenit Ole/leo Nitemynks
MoeLitenskyn
k51
Monday, 20 May 2013
#
HEAVEN SHAMPOO
lady's finger
see she swim thro' bed of coral
coming up for air
then cavorting
to the deep. ochre sun cut thro'
si - l- ky ve / il
see her head shake
and nosey nay-aybours shrink back
into widows' weeds .
bus jerk spinning
me into transports oft denied
! How her hair caress
my soft-held breath
which gently part the waves. tongues may
wag contempt, but hers
( she wrap round rosebud )
just curling there
an interest and presently.
In HeavenShampoo
she find me . . ... .. ! Me
her scented hair suck (ed) morning dew
and ha/a/anging loose
down dimpled cheek.
And when she shyly squeeze under . .
.... under milk - white - shower
i sense she smell
of kokonut. we do not speek.
No ! we do not speak .
LENI'S NYT -KOME Kominn Stylee / i - style - konmen
Lionel&cherieblair
k49 (ii)
Our children
What to pass onto our children ?
A deep knowledge
of cultural things ?
Theladyofthelake
by Rossini lets say ?
Or how to nurture
Lady'sFinger,
dig dykes, knock up a kitchen
or have the house cleaner ?
Well, I take the former
every time
although its only fair to say
that the others/latters -
more practical,
even if socially excessive -
might just spare us
from the growing demands
of the manicdepressive
Senyik Mentol SARAH&mrBeany
Kolinseyment YIK MENTELSON
K 50
INKLUSION
the Head of Inklusion
cause confusion /contusion
when it come to his bosses'
attention
that a child he had thrashed
when under suspension was left
voiceless pointless
and suffering from the effcts
of long-term contusion/ confusion
ENN LISTEYKOM
KLISTON MEENY
phil, margaret and officer Drabble
My-Lenk Notise
Sunday, 19 May 2013
k 49 (i)
by the time spring
has properly spared winter'sblushes
and sparsity
has ceded to marchity,
the Idiot
has forgot urbanity ;
as he seek instead
his village where snowdrop
woeflop in primrose dress.
! well is it writ in the stairs
that in warmer climbs
blooming villages
have the propensity
to heal city-slickness
of bleeding Idiots
KLYEMIN STONE
MENNY SLIKTOE
Saturday, 18 May 2013
Thursday, 16 May 2013
k 47 - B
k46
if the russians are komen & the chinese are meonen
?wot do that tell us about rolfharis
then !
k 46 (more )
where Antonio Vivaldi (AV) - betwixt spells at Chelski & Tottingham - talk about:
(1) meating of Minds : roman abramovich & romanPolanski
(2) meating at speeddate: Romanabramovich and Lord Allen of shergar
(3) .. (and most important) ..
( 4 ) why SUSAN GIRO need to set the rekord straight once&for all re Her time with AV
plus Her timing with
BW ( bradleyWiggins)
k46 ( mores )
SIKMENT LOYNE : Oh ! Wiggins has pulled out of the Giro, Kolee
KOLEE ?YNNIT (ms) : !Oh I bet she's taken it real bad ! innit ?, Sik
LOYNE : ? What . . Who ?!
?YNNIT : Susan Giro !of course
LOYNE : ! Oh
Wednesday, 15 May 2013
k 45
SUE BARKER : so, Brad ., you're in hot water again !? . .this time over the Giro d'Italia
bicycle race .. where you've said publicly that you've . . (been) riding like a girl !
?Isn't that rather a sexist comment !
BRADLEY WIGGINS: You misquote me, girl! What I actually said was:
The course is riding like a girl which it is . . the girl who's your namesake, Susan.
SUSAN GIRO , that is , after whom the course is named, and to whom the race is
of course dedicated . . ? hmm? ( and ) I'm ridin' on a girl ! in point of fact
You obviously haven't read The High Koo's presentation ? of
NOSTLIKEYMEN on K1 - The First Day of KOILKLEEN
SUE BARKER : Oh ! No I see ! Yes
here Sue respond with the intent of someone who has no intention whatsoever
of reading Nostlikeymen's pronouncement, noted in thoughtsofkoo, Koilkleen 1
k1
BRADLEY WIGGINS: . ... of course you're not the only one who's had a go at me .. !No indood
I've had the wretched Inspektorate on my back - y'know from OFFROAD ..
bangin' on about loose judgement ha!ha (lol) they can talk most likely
promoted up and out of their previous incompetency .. just like them teachers ? innit !
who get into SMT 'cos theres nowhere for the ninkompoops to go .. oh ! yeah, what does
that acronym stand for now ? Smackin' / Maulin' / Tauntin' !!
SUE BARKER : I see
- I understand your concerns, Brad. We had OFFTOAD round our necks when my
Church of the Natter-natterJack found itself knee-deep in gossipmongery and pettypilfery
.. in the end I just had to tell them to go take a running . . . y'know.
PASTOR HENRY FROG
- ? OFFTOAD Henry ? You mean OFFTOWED don't you ?! - KLINSMAN-KLARKSON
- Well we had OFFLOAD in that was a right hoot !
we came through with flying wotsits of course tho' the Inspektor spent most of his time
in floods of tears .. think he needed to off ..off . . y'know .. get things off his chest ?yeah
for whatever reason .. ha!ha . .
! there was more water in our office than during The Deluge of Droitwich way-back-when
- EDWARD STOBART
JIM DAVIDSON ( The Tossed Tapes)
SUE BARKER : so, Brad ., you're in hot water again !? . .this time over the Giro d'Italia
bicycle race .. where you've said publicly that you've . . (been) riding like a girl !
?Isn't that rather a sexist comment !
BRADLEY WIGGINS: You misquote me, girl! What I actually said was:
The course is riding like a girl which it is . . the girl who's your namesake, Susan.
SUSAN GIRO , that is , after whom the course is named, and to whom the race is
of course dedicated . . ? hmm? ( and ) I'm ridin' on a girl ! in point of fact
You obviously haven't read The High Koo's presentation ? of
NOSTLIKEYMEN on K1 - The First Day of KOILKLEEN
SUE BARKER : Oh ! No I see ! Yes
here Sue respond with the intent of someone who has no intention whatsoever
of reading Nostlikeymen's pronouncement, noted in thoughtsofkoo, Koilkleen 1
k1
BRADLEY WIGGINS: . ... of course you're not the only one who's had a go at me .. !No indood
I've had the wretched Inspektorate on my back - y'know from OFFROAD ..
bangin' on about loose judgement ha!ha (lol) they can talk most likely
promoted up and out of their previous incompetency .. just like them teachers ? innit !
who get into SMT 'cos theres nowhere for the ninkompoops to go .. oh ! yeah, what does
that acronym stand for now ? Smackin' / Maulin' / Tauntin' !!
SUE BARKER : I see
- I understand your concerns, Brad. We had OFFTOAD round our necks when my
Church of the Natter-natterJack found itself knee-deep in gossipmongery and pettypilfery
.. in the end I just had to tell them to go take a running . . . y'know.
PASTOR HENRY FROG
- ? OFFTOAD Henry ? You mean OFFTOWED don't you ?! - KLINSMAN-KLARKSON
- Well we had OFFLOAD in that was a right hoot !
we came through with flying wotsits of course tho' the Inspektor spent most of his time
in floods of tears .. think he needed to off ..off . . y'know .. get things off his chest ?yeah
for whatever reason .. ha!ha . .
! there was more water in our office than during The Deluge of Droitwich way-back-when
- EDWARD STOBART
JIM DAVIDSON ( The Tossed Tapes)
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