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   SUE  BARKER :          so,  Brad ., you're in hot water   again   !?   . .this time over the   Giro d'Italia
                                         bicycle race .. where you've said  publicly  that  you've  . .  (been)   riding like a girl  !
                                         ?Isn't that rather a sexist comment    !
   BRADLEY WIGGINS:   You misquote me,  girl!   What I actually said was:  
                                         The course is riding like  a girl       which it is    .  .   the girl who's your namesake,  Susan.    
                                         SUSAN GIRO ,  that is ,   after whom the course is named,   and  to whom the race  is  
                                         of course    dedicated  . .      ? hmm?     ( and )       I'm ridin'  on  a girl     !    in point of fact     
                                         You obviously haven't read  The High Koo's  presentation ?  of  
                              NOSTLIKEYMEN       on       K1 -   The First Day of KOILKLEEN
   SUE  BARKER :         Oh    !       No                       I see                !                   Yes    
                                    here Sue respond with the intent of someone  who has no intention whatsoever
                                     of  reading   Nostlikeymen's  pronouncement,  noted in    thoughtsofkoo,  Koilkleen 1
                                                                                                                                             k1 
 BRADLEY WIGGINS:  . ...  of course  you're not the only one  who's had  a go at me  .. !No indood
                                        I've had the wretched Inspektorate on my back  -  y'know from   OFFROAD .. 
                                        bangin' on about   loose  judgement      ha!ha   (lol)     they can talk           most likely 
                                        promoted up  and out of their previous incompetency ..  just like them teachers  ? innit !  
                                        who   get into  SMT  'cos theres nowhere for the ninkompoops to go ..  oh ! yeah, what does
                                       that acronym stand for now  ?        Smackin'   /  Maulin'   /    Tauntin'    !!
   SUE BARKER  :                                                                                    I see




  




      -           I understand your concerns, Brad.  We had  OFFTOAD    round our necks  when  my  
                     Church of the Natter-natterJack  found itself  knee-deep  in gossipmongery and pettypilfery  
                   .. in the end I just had to tell them    to go take a running   . . .                 y'know.
                                                                                                           PASTOR HENRY FROG

     
     -        ?   OFFTOAD  Henry  ?     You mean  OFFTOWED   don't you  ?!    -        KLINSMAN-KLARKSON 

 
    -           Well  we had   OFFLOAD  in       that was a right  hoot   !
                 we  came through  with flying wotsits   of course      tho'  the Inspektor  spent most of his time
                  in floods of tears  ..  think he needed to  off ..off .  . y'know .. get things  off his chest  ?yeah
                    for whatever  reason  ..      ha!ha . .
                     !  there was more water  in our office  than during  The Deluge of Droitwich  way-back-when
                                                                                                                  -    EDWARD STOBART
                                                                                             JIM DAVIDSON   (  The Tossed Tapes)