If Susan Giro  ( c1710/1711 -  ?)  had ever met Igor Stravinsky (1882-1971)   she would have crushed him  -  not in her lithe version of herself   of course   but in her largerthanlife version -   when she was  four times  her original size
and almost as big  as Igor's  ego

We now know why Susan Giro  ended up  as     The Four Susans
- a result of unrequited love  for  AntonioVivaldi  ( 1678 - 1741 )
Had she ever met (with)  Igor Stravinsky  she may well have sent him off with a flute in his ear,
just as with  AV,  berating him with her  lash-tongue:
   Igor / Antonio,  you have not !  composed  so many pieces of music    indood
you have    more2thepoint    writ  just 1  piece of music   somanytimes
Having said that,  Vivaldi did create  His  FourSusans -
to commemorate  Susan G,  to commiserate with her even ;  in so far as  He felt something more for  her  maybe  than mere sorrow  . .
In IS's case  mind you, her vitriolstring  carry far less of a punch   and eventually,, by May  1913, and  Stravinskly's   Rite of Spring ...  !     Well !! ..,  as they say in the Seychelles ..

     mice can play with cheese to their hearts' content   but(t)  it take a Rat  to break the mould 
       ( from    When you've tasted  de brie  !  you don't want any old rubbish  ( LonKitenmyse, Moley's in Kent)
                                                                                                                     sacha-distel
The significance of  May 1913  and  Strav's   Rite of Spring   will be considered very soon /  anon

For the mo,  suffice to say that the significance  of the above is, like much necessity born(e)  of accident, the result  of  serious miscommunication(s)  betwixt   AV    and     SG   ...

in a nut-shell, antoniovivaldi was hanging in the  Giro's  (Anna & Susan )  desirous-gardenspace ,
when he spoke to susan G.
What He intended to say  was  NOT  what came out of his mouth  -  being  Italian,  his  English
was sometimes a tad wide of the mark-lira :
  Being a MasterofUnderstatement ,       You've  gained   a   few  pounds       came out  as
                                                             You've  gained   a   few  ponds
At this punt in the proceedings,
                                               Susan looks at AV, shyly,   and then ,  wryly  , cast  her glance
 from out of the  bovindo     and into the  gardenSpace . ..
Being a mistress-of-overstatement,  and a necessary precursor to a hole-hog of   latina magica-realistas,
SG throw a first stare at a thirsty and fecundless space,  which, a few seconds later, become a place
festooned with ponds

well, a Welter of books have been writ about  all-of-this-Shindigaroo,  butt  we need concern ourselves with
just  ONE,  which is not really/quite a  book  as suche,  in all honest  more  like  a  bok   in fact   - in that it be wrote  in the  ONE  worthwhile-erstwhile world language  known to Man  :  Afrikaans      under the title :
                                              ? SIK TINKLEMONEYS EY KLEENOT   ( jurgenklinsman!)
which . . roughly translated   . .! Can we truly comprehend just how great an artist antonioVivaldi
                                                              might well have become  had he not had to have de-swamped  The Giros
                                                              on  such  a   regularbasis                 ?
                                                     (PastaHenryFrog    james davidson                The doc  )

In a pipsqueek,  the unrequitedSusanGiro  -  Heroine of   The4Susans  -  has,  thro'  a sudden
(yet unexpected)  affliction  of     MMR 
                                   ( MystikelMagikalRealism
                                          MagnificentMisRepresentation )
not   only  gained
                                       






















                    NOSTLIKEYMEN   predikte : 


1.  At the end of Maye 2013, the nextnew Pope  (francise)  hath (an)  audience  with  Aaronspellinge
     and learne that all-of-everything witch has happend thus far
     is  but     dream-preparation

2.   AS :     Well,  I could have told  you that  ..  you must lern2truss  me more  ..

3.  n/n/P :     its diffikult to trust  someone whoi cant spel  his name  proper  ...

4.  AS :       Hmmm  mmmm     !   i  see

5.  n/nP  and  AS  holde a shindigaroo  to celebrate   the 100 anniversation  of IgorStravinskie's
     Rite of Spring      Variose  people be invitede,  witch inklude   rolfe-harriss     jeremie  springer
      ann wintercombe  etc.   tho'  they do not  turne uppe.   
     antonye Hegartty - Antonye&theJonsons -  be deffo-nott  invitede   butt  gatekrashe   anyhooo
 .
6.  In typikle shindigaroooKerfuffle   a Spontaneous  rendition of   R o S   brake oot 
     witch ende up  typiklee in a bust-uppe,  reskude only  ( ! breefly )  by AH  bursting  in2
                     I'M A BIRD NOW                         !
    at whiche pointe  all helle hath brock loose      ! littrallye    

7.  And thuss  aftere  60  dayes  of   KOILKLEEN    hathe past  
     and  as  SteveReich in the Afternoone   on   raydio2   playe  in the bakgrounde ,
             The next-Newepope - Francise -  bekometh  ( by mystikle-magikry)       a  birde
       for He  transmogrifie  into a mog-skaring Pigeon; the Pigeone  KOO,
           nown henseforthe  and  foreffermore  as   PopeKoo -TheHigheKoo / HishoohooHolinesse
               ( or derivationes  thereoffe)


9.  As in all-yeeres  passed&future,  The Foure Susanes  -   KOILKLEEN  SOLKLEEN  SLEETKLEEN
     ISEKLEEN  -  worke thro'  there 90-Daye skedule ; thus, KOILKLEEN 90    give waye to
      SOLKLEEN 1    etc/etal   .. /
      Howevere,  in the Yeare of 2013 at the ende-of-maye ,   and  jussed  for  oneyear  onlye,
      KOILKLEEN 60   =   KOO 0;  & thuss  KOILKLEEN 61  =  KOO 1   etcetce.
                    witche goe fulle-sykle   so that  KOILKLEEN 60  offe the followinge yeer  ( 2014 )
                                                              be  KOO 360
                     and there  it  endeth .


10.  pSs :  none of this stuffe  bye-the-waye  haththat muche 2do  withe me   in alle honest.
        For this alle  be the doinge of the  Ladye -      SUSAN GIRO
                                                                                                    (  Her  offe   the magicke-Toads)