FEB 20 '17 : Day 9 of 64
K ?Y(ms) : !oy sik innit ?what was it u said about the reel meenin of educashion
when we were talkin onyt somethin in its favour ?!werent it !
SL(prof) : Well, at its core, in its most positive Latin root, it means to lead out
Butt careful!, Kol, that's educere NOT educare
?Y : O rite and so that refer to the teachas yeah? !
L : Not really !no, well yes I . . suppose . .
! (H)mmm However there is a general rule here, Kol, which is this:
Grammatically, one thinks CARE rather than CAR.
?Y : So like with prem footballers yer dont buy the spoilt brats feraris
but show 'em propa care, teach 'em how to care, propa like
O and !yeah! rite butt lead out that also meen eskort off the premeses
duntit ! ?
?Y : cuzz i tell ya wy4 askin' iv bin reedin abut all the shenazzigoons down at the local comp an it seems the hole staff praktikly are bein escorted off . .
bein' 'lead out' of school by the police & by the headman who used2be
a copper hisself wtf ffs ?just wots goinon these dayz sik ? ! dya know
L : Well, Kolee, in a nutshell: The nutjobs sluiced their way into the very fabric of real education by decreeing that teachers could no longer pecan choose the form
& content of their lessons. So, in an era of class disturbance, one was met with Mags' EducationalReformAct, which - Tories being Tories - got mistook for Educational Reform School. wherein the NationalCurriculum be interpreted
as National Correction,
And, once the Lead Ofsted Inspector, Kris Metalhead, declare that true comprehensiveness only exist in schools south of Brighton, that solid woodworking be the benchmark of a progressive state, and that the art
of cider-making be elevated to core subject status, we're all on that rickety road
Butt ?how to repair a rickety road to ruin?! ?eh Kolee
well you call in the forces of law'n order
To straiten things aht. To straiten everyone aht.
And guess wh'appen to those who dunt wanna be straitened aht
?Y : they get shot
L : Well not straight away maybe . .. . !Oh I see hm(M)m how drole !
Yes, they do indeed get shot - of the rads & reds mmm those radicals, redoubtables, 'escorted off the premises' if you like,
led out as you quite rightly say.
?Y : so thats the reeson that offsted become the fukoffsted then ? !
L : In a manner of speaking.
?Y : Swot appen2 wayne y'lnow. he got told to fukoff. sted of wastin everybodz time
?Y : yeh - wayneykunt !y'know my . . well, you know
fukker aplied for job as school caretaker
at that local comp innit did not get it mind cuz he spell like shit
L : Always good not to bring such noble work into disrepute by taking on wretches like him.
?Y : well yeah u say that still they askd him if he were prepred to lower is sites
And aply for one of the many teachin posts there were
and if that went tits up
L : Hmm(M) ! If all else fail, then a senior management role, naturally.
LULL Or Ofsted, if one is really scraping the barrel.
Though no mention of T.A. of course
?Y : !mm(M)m
LOL nah Gratitude was rather thin on the ground that day .
(In a manner of speaking.)