Tuesday, 7 February 2017
where Kolee prone and at home
get her own back
( in a manna of speek )
When ?Ynnit texted Loyne ! F F S S ffs /
u and me some speek !
he was too technologically unsophisticated not to get turned on
and
he was too old to remember what could have reminded him
that she might have been just might have been takin' the piss.
And he was not quite old enough to forget that he didn't actually
have a mobile phone
and
that Kolee had of course handed hers in in the police amnesty.
!? WTF ? !
The consequence of Sikment speekin' his
Freeky Filosofikal Sikologikal Shitbabble F F S S ffs
to Kolee was that she had then needed to have a lie down. A longliedown.
During which she had, to all intents and poiposes, a lietenment ,
pictures in her bonce so profound that this nonsey world now seemed
to make so much sense.
What Kolee saw was a crockish, mockGeorgian house, vaguely reminiscent of sumwhersumplacesumtyme. Standing at the shushebbed, top-floor window
was a wowzing-woman beckoning to a line of old men oodling outside her front door.
Kolee, a peepish bystander to this street scene, watched these old men enter the beauty's house one by one and, some time later, leave by the same front door, one by one, rubbing their private parts, a smile on their faces,
by all accounts, and tears of apparent joy rolling down their cheeks.
What Kolee clearly knew, of course, was that the old men had, one by one, walked into the wowzing-woman's upstairs bedroom, approached her with tentative touch
- here Sikment show interest sooooo sweet -
at which point, one by one, the old men had been maced in the face,
grawled in the crotch, then kicked up the kaboolie to boot by the gracefulOne
- here Sikment feign interest soooo faint -
Of course speak the professor later two points here, Ms. ?Ynnit
1. How?could you possibly know that that is the fate which befell
the old men in the house
?How could I not Kolee reply
And
2. speek the professor again
How?could you possibly know that your so-called lietenment
was not, at the end of the day, merely a destabilising dream
?How could I not Kolee reply
! MMNM ! / S.O.M
Minkeys /Mykennel/Nitemynks/MkInyel / S.O.M
as Kolee's graspin'
of the psychopath
lead her up the garden path
(so-2-speek)
When the champion
butt crooked
cyclist be labelled a psychopath
!? we wonder
how a doer
could then become the thing on which they do
taken from :
A Thesis on why a Sycopath turn into a Sycle-path
?Ynnit(ms) //
Strongarm Wiggins
Bike 'n Tina Turner
IKE 'n TINE SLOM
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