TUES. 31/1
the bell of bradley wiggins sound somewhere in milton keynes              
                                                                                                                                by   Kolee ?Ynnit (Ms.)
look ! right   were all told at school  to  !look right look left look right!  which is right innit? 
for yer cities chogged full up of cars   but yo dont expect to av 2 do it for a load of bleedin bikes  do ya !?
cos there i woz crossin the road  and afore i ad a chance right to look  rightleftright 
all these ciklists are comin at me  all bells a janglin     nearly give me an art attack innit!   
and theres this mod geeza bradly wiggins leadin em and you can ardly belief hes bin put up for 
a  no-bell prize 
cos  i wudnt vote for him  NOT when his and all the otha thousands of bells are goin like the clappers !     
and theres this big banner draped across the line of bikers sayin:   !cities fit for cyclin !      
which apparement was the slogan of the campain run by the media 
well run by  TheHoleTooth  to be exact   and nothin but  The Hole Tooth  (when it waz still in bizness that is . .) ...  
fit ?! for cyclin  tho        fit ??  fit       i nearly did av a bleedin fit ! innit      
but he woz tho. !.    fit i meen        wiggins ?innit        well fit ! ! yeah