DIGGING TREES & FRIGGING TROLLEYS                    Friday 3/2/12
                                                      (The School Inspector's Buble)
       Sick scroungewits sack sink school !


In a turn of events best described as  wholly unsatisfactory, a new, free, sink school in Bath 
has been razed to the ground by a gang of asbooligans.
The school,  which cannot be named for loogle reasons, was so bad (apparently) that 
it almost qualified for  academy status.
Kliston Meeny,  Chief Inspector of either  OFFTREE *  or  OFFTROLLEY **  
(depending on which way the whim blows)  had this to say:
!Look, whatever school phoenix rises out of those particular ashes will be entrusted to the army.   
We hope this will be the first of many schools run by the military.   
Whatever they've learnt from ballsing up the hospitals should stand them in good stead now.
Anyway these are schools after all, so it's not as crucial! 
                                                                                                             Monty Le Sinke
*  OFFTREE : OFFice for the Trumpeting of Ropey Educational Enterprises
** OFFTROLLEY : OFFice for the Trouncing of Real Open Legitimate Learning by Establishment Yesmen