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Pumped-up Frog gets the hump    and takes a jump     on the rumpin' Tom and Bob
Now that Ms ?Ynnit is no longer with us, it might be safe to explain what lies behind this headline.
Tom and Bob had booked a double room at a christian B&B on the Isle of Dogs, but were turned away on arrival because Hugh & Sue Foll-English, the god-fearing, husband and wife team which owned the guest house, didn't fancy the idea of two gay men bunking up together at their establishment.  So Tom and Bob sued them for sexual discrimination;  thus ensuring that their souls would still burn like Sue's breakfast (which they never got to eat).
Pastor Henry Frog got a tad uppity about this whole affair and his tirade against Tom and Bob spawned a welter of gripe and spittle aimed at the onward march of godlessness.  
Hence the noted edition of  The  Natternatterjack Boogle.
However, amidst all of this tirade uppity, spawned welter and spittle gripe, lay a golden nugget of inspiration, a pearl of zealous Frogwisdom that would have us all shakin' in our bones and rattlin' in our boots.
The Pastor had a divine revelation (or two), as described in The Boogle, so damnably profound that we might be unable to leave our homes ever again (if we still have one standing that is.)


                    
          PASTOR HENRY FROG'S DIVINE REVELATION(S):
On Wednesday, February 8, 2012, a truly free and egalitarian press will spontaneously emerge, espousing libertarian and secular values, and unburdened by issues of race, creed, class and Sikment Loyne (with whom HF ...  has never nor ever will cross swords  . . )
Following this media revolution, England will declare war with Italy(or vice-versa)


Now Pastor Frog was acutely aware that neither of these divine revelation(s) pertained, in any shape or form, to a divine outcome (His Holiness aside). Nor, in the overall scheme of things, did these revelation(s) do him any favours.
But for the Pastor after all, a (divine) revelation is a (divine) revelation.


                                                                               KS