Friday, 3 March 2017
MARCH 4th 2017 : DAY 11 of 64 KEY DATES literally writ in stone
( and ) where Kolee ?Ynnit(ms) find herself at the docks ( again)
only to be told by Justice Beak to getthefuckoutta(t)here
before he bang her in the can ( again )
On Day-11-of-the-64-Key-Dates-of-2017 Professor Sikment Loyne found himself
in the bathtub with, for company, just a well-known/popular, organisational bath sponge,
and a not-quite-so-well-known/less popular laptop.
Having a sponge-askance laptop in the bath powered via an extension cable might not have been the professor's soundest idea ever butt then, as he was often heard to say, an electrically-driven bath IS, for want of a better experiment, all it's crack(l)ed up to be. ! Lol ?
Loyne could have contacted her (Kolee?Ynnit(ms.)((of course)) ) by mobile phone.
Except for the nosmallmatter that Loyne for ever refused to carry one - ?remember -
and ?Ynnit's was still in the inquisitive hands of the police - ??remember
So when Sikment's soaksnooze was suddenly arrested by a sultry German Oompah ringtone, the professor was as startled as anyone, conveying this surprise to Kolee, naturally,
firstly via a pre-flurry of flowery farrago, furthering to a fuller flurry of fosphorescent fandango.
Ms ?Ynnit's initial mailed response to Prof. Loyne pretty muche hit the nail on the head
( in a conducive2earlymorningyogakindaway ); it was as enigmatic as it was electric :
? WTF ! U dreem abut german-umpah 2 ** f f s !?!
setting the tone and the scene for subsequent succinctnailheading pretty muche
! im goin' to see wayne sleep soon actualy
YOU MEAN WAYNE SLEEP OF COURSE.
ALWAYS REMEMBER TO CAPITALISE !, DEAR GIRL
shows u wot u know then prof innit !