...  and thus  we turn to  Pastor Henry Frog and the  Melen Koynits  affair  ...  
As Henry has rightly suggested, I think, the issue here is to tackle the emotional
scarground of sex and sensuality with reason and responsibility:
Grasping it, understanding it,  debating it
Whether or not  Melen Koynits ever existed is really neither here nor there.
For what suffice is the very possibility  of her popping up on the front pages of the sleezepress,  titillatingly laid, provocatively displayed, juxtaposed with semi-clad and unclad girls of around the same age while Melen, bless ! her, is regarded reverentially   and The Teacher - a little older maybe - is hunted, hounded, and hanged (ultimately) by a jury of free men and women in dark glasses, wearing long, white wigs, and pursing cigardrooping lips  . ... . .
                        silence                                                             furtive glances
                                                                                                                                                                   JH


and after JH wraps up the whole Henry Frog / Melen Koynits affair, we would expect to see everyone
leaving the room to the theme tune to   !Jim 'll Fix ?It
Except of course,  there is nowhere for anyone to go  in all honesty.
Well  there is the other bits of  Kelostemy Inn.     That much goes without saying !
Well,  there are the other bits of  Kelostemy Inn.
But in this instance, the 1,012 inhabitants of  The Inn,  gathered in that one tiny room.
choose  (as if they even ! have a choice )  to stay put  and,  led by Professor Klonesme,
to jump up and down    and on the spot      to the theme tune to    Jim ! 'll  Fix it  ?
                                                                                                                              ANON