SIKMENT LOYNE AND PASTOR HENRY FROG  IN CONVERSATION   . . .   STILL

HEN :    (Saturday)  .  .  ( I'm  not sure , actually)  .. . .   . . . .
             (Thursday)   .. .....  Oh yes,  now I'm sure .  . .  
                                      It's the whole thing, you see.   It's not that straightforward.
SIK :   . .  But your story  ..
HEN :  Look! Sik     The story develops thus:  
          The Guardia was fussing around Ms. Koynits,  and fashioning a 'snipping' gesture at the teacher's    
          privates.   They opined  - in incomprehensible Spanish - that  the two runaways were lucky to find 
          themselves in so tolerant a country as TheSouthofSpain,  where any teenager was free to do it 
          with the blessing of Church&State,  within reason.    But not so lucky that they had been stalked 
          through that cold country warmed by its hot sun  by a British settler in Santander  -  the bachelor,
         Gary Lovepat  -  who had pursued them with a passion from pension to pension,  proudly planting
         TheUnionJack  outside every dive in which they fornicated;  precisely to make their  . .  
         . . ..  'goings on'   . .   even more reprehensible,   their crimes that much more unspeakable . *
       ( * Well I spoke to them to try to make them see some sense,  !but they told me to fuck off  -  G. Lovepat ,  Farrago Press )
 SIK :   . ... But your story, Hen  .   .   
 HEN :  Well no-one is wholly certain of the exact age difference between Melen and the teacher.
            As stupid as this may sound, some say he looks younger than she;  he might be fresh 
            out of college of course, or a licensed teacher making the most of  dramatic license.
            When asked about her age (1.e.  ?was she above the age of consent )  she appeared
             somewhat withdrawn at first, then giggled nervously, musing whether it was British Law
            or Spanish Law under discussion.  And her natural stutter was evident;  making it hard to tell
            whether she was trying to state her age   or simply feeling the cold.
SIK:   .  .. But your story,  Pastor, doesn't add up ! ...  Well it adds up,  in the manner  maybe  of its
          lunatic logic.    But,  and here's the big butt,  it's fiction,  Frog .  . !..   fabricated   frippery.
         Aside of the fact that, were it true, it would make you a    
         woollyliberalwelchinglibidinouswannabelibertinewellinguplibertarian        evangelist,
         the point is that you've gone and made it up,  aint?you  !  And you simply can't do that,  Henry
         You can't    !!