If we had been there at this point we might have seen Pastor Henry Frog turn a 
   hoppingmad-apoplectic 
              amphibianinafoodblender 
                                red                 
Well. we might have.
Can't what ?   He'd  say               ?make up news stories                            oh ! no       say He  
                                                 that just wouldn't do  ?would it   !!        well hear this    He say 
! And how PHF picks holes in Loyne's tongue-in-cheek description of him as 
a woolyliberalwelchinglibidinouswannabelibertinewellinguplibertarian   evangelist
And as for public Spain, any thought of the lowest age of consent in Europe enabling deviants to 
make hay while the sun shone was ludicrous when a controlling CatholicChurch could keep deviancy 
so well under wraps  .  .  ... by closing its doors on the public and allowing its own perverts 
to make hay where the sun don't shine!

But, in this instance, 
                            Frog's 
                               greenest-guttural gobbingspittle 
                                             was garnished on the cultureless
                                                                  vultures-of-the-gutterpress 
Thus
       alongside The Honesty  of the popularpress, Henry Frog advise that we place, proudly,       precisely
her much-vaunted Integrity
   To this end       He'd say       May ? I present  EXHIBIT ONE     your honour   !
(or, because we're in Spain, more appropriately  EXHIBIT JUAN     perhaps)   :
                                                                                                                                                                           Melen Koynits
  
                    THE  DOC