Thursday, 21 April 2016
! It's all very well to make fart gags at my expense.
But(t) you're really scraping the barrel with this one.
And it really doesn't become you - someone who has ploughed
their way pretty successfully since our split - to take the piss out
of an old-friend-and-music-partner (Me), who hasn't reached
your heights, and who's had to content himself with the scraps
of writing a shit song for a shit film about shit rabbits,
and ultimately trying to make ends meet working his ass off
for an on-line - One-Stop-Tie-Shop.
That's the sum of what I have to say, Mr. Simon.
( Oh !there's a light flashing, which means a potential customer . .. .
Sorry . . !got to dash . . . sorry . .
BUY ! TIES, BROWN AND RED AND YELLOW
BUY TIES !? HOW MANY SHALL WE MAIL
BUY ! TIES, BROWN AND . ... .
. .. Oh ! dammshit they've gone )