Tuesday, 12 April 2016
in witch Kolee ?Ynnit (ms.) is in some-kind-of communication with Sikment Loyne
SL : Good to see that you have moved beyond
affectation in your virtual talk too, Kolee !
I'm glad I'm rubbing off on you.
K?Y(ms) :
SL : Eh Kolee ?!
K ?Y(ms) : ! LOL Sik LOL !
SL : Innit.
K?Y(ms) : According to this new search engine I've just come across,
Sikment, The 2nd Coming of Jesus Christ
is going to be in Luton.
And I don't mean ! the van
Am I wrong to be slightly disappointed?
SL : Well, Kolee, Jesus and The East are natural bedfellows.
Especially when driven by new search engines.
K?Y(ms) : You're not wrong there, Sik.
!But just hold onto your hats there a minute, it gets better.
These Born-Agains I've been hanging out with ?yeah,
they're part of this new-spiritual movement.. .. .
.. . mmmm . .
SL : . . Spice of Life
K?Y(ms) : Exactly . hmmm.
Well they've not long taken over an old, abandoned curry-house at Luton Airport, converting it into a Charismatic Church, where they will welcome
Christ with open arms . . and flailing legs .. and lolloping tongues
SL : Yes, I heard about that. Or you told me. One and the same.
It's an evangelical thing, of course. A Blessing in disuse.
Plus an old, colonial trick too.
We always imagine Christianisation to be so much more palatable
when it comes with a korma.
K?Y(ms) : Hmm . ! . mmm Oh! and they've been dropping like flies y'know,
up at the airport. Going down in the spirit apparently.
SL : Yes.
K?Y(ms) :
SL : People are referring to it as the Luton Wind , apparently
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