when Kolee ?Ynnit (ms.) is told that when it comes to measuring 
                      the stench from old fart gags, some stenches are out on their own 
                 



Dear Ms ?Ynnit

Further to your query regarding the worst-ever fart gag:

The McWhirter twins of The Guiness Book of Records can't actually detail a specific result in this regard.
They maintain that it's very difficult to measure what is,
in essence, subjective opinion.

However they do draw a line between subjective outcome and the
results gained from objective reality.
And on this line drawn by the twins, it becomes possible to quantify
the stench left by the worst fart gags;
and from this, to measure then the distance between the stench borne by the individual and the stench borne by objective reality.
On this scale, Fart Garfunkel ranks pretty highly ( or lowly )


And yet, on this conceived Stenchometer, there is one stench-score that is unlikely ever to be surpassed.

That be the stench of Donald Trump


Yours in good part



Sikment Loyne(Prof)