On the very rare occasion that Antonio Vivaldi would get the merest whiff of what 
Nostlikeymen The Prophet was banging on about,  AV would chortle to himself, 
mutter something under his breath, ponder quizzically,  and generally stumble on.
And then he would lose the point completely, and we would be back to Square Zero.

There was one prophecy however, or strictly a pair of prophecies, which made 
Our Musician chortle and mutter and ponder and stumble that bit more.
To the extent that he may even have gasped and shuddered.



Here be the stuff of shudder and gasp (possibly),
stuff that was revealed at the  Sailor with Scurvy  party at the Pieta :


Y'see ?! that ting of booty who stande bye the lifeboots, Toonie   the Prophet ask Vivaldi
Mmmmm !   ! I do   reply a salivating MaestroPriest--in-waiting
Well ! nexte to 'er
? That ting of not-quite-so-much-booty
Yupp! ...    Welle  nest to 'er  .     .  .  and then  nexte to 'er .      ..
And so it went on.      And on.
Eventually N settled on the  ladie in questione  who, by the Natural Law of Disfiguration
was so damnably uglie that she would have stood out anyway, merely on account of that.
Or who, by the Unnatural Law of Figuration, bucked the trend to such a pitch that her
comeliness should literally strike a blow to any man's heart.
Who can say?, really.
Well we know who can, but neither of them are saying jack right now.


!Lo it transpire that the ladie pointed out 
                             ( or simply pointed ) 
                                                                   be known as  SUSAN G



4  Lo ! it doubly transpire that in those multifarious mugshots referred to by N-the-P,
one of them is Susan's twin sister, Anna G.
Neither one of them is aware of this.
No, if I may rephrase:
The Nether One  be aware of this ;  The Other One  not.

Fore thee, Tonie,   continue Nostlikeymen finally,  both off theez 2 wimmin  wille  bekom  
an 'attachement'
Do notte be bewilderede !
To eese yon waye - and sinse we refere too the 2 twinns - 
I wille allowe thee 2 questiones.  
! Butt onlye 2 questiones marke thee
Without hesitation Antonio Vivaldi pipes up:
Well N, since you haven't at any time called them  identical  twins, 
could Susan G's sister be that first one you pointed to, (please )
         ?        ?                              ?
And secondly, could you predict them as appendage sooner than attachment,  ( please).
Y'see, I have a particular attachment to the appendage.

We'll see,  the prophete reply,  we'll see.