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            . ..       Okay,  !? so where was I  .
Oh yes,  Ms ?Ynnit  banging on about all things bright and beautiful, appertaining to BradleyWiggins, that is.
I'll come to that       later
Firstly, I''d like to clear up if I may  (Sikment) Loyne's  reference to     . . ..    (my)  .. ..    research on orchids  . .
Well, that's true,  Sik,  but wholly in the sense that my involvement with    the orchid   lies in the Greek sense of the word,
that is  the testes, the  testicle ;  To this end I have been part of a working party investigating the latest  Orchidometer Crisis   ..
..  So you'll know all about the  (latest)   Orchidometer Crisis ,  won't you  /?!  .  ... 
              silence                                                                                                                   furtive glances
.. that this delicate, invaluable instrument  - the orchidometer -  with its 'orchid-beads', used to measure testicle volume, and thereby to detect untypical testicular growth,  has gone  AWOL .. .    Absent Without Leverage,  so to speak .
And that  ALL orchidometers  in  ALL testicle departments  in ALL medical establishments  in ALL the world have  ( ! strangely)
gone missing   and the only thing to go on in the search for who might be behind this outrageous development 
is an unprecedented upsurge in experimental dance troupes in Haiti,  AND  sudden, violent, immeasurable climate change  .  .             . . ...                          silence                                                                        furtive glances                                                                  
  
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