thanks for that   er     Nis
yeah    well      it was an Ofsted bash    ? wasn't it         ! 
 misdirected           misdissected             Ms. ? Ynnit    
                                                                          you know the form
                    NOT        TheRingCycle      you see
BUT  more        The    Ring - Sigh - Cull
                                                         ..     would you like an explanation  ?!    .. .

                                                                                                                                                    AS

well its like this    you see
              Let's consider  Ofsted  for a mo   ? shall we
what is it     then     this  Beast ?
ok      well,  if  a homestead is something more than a home
          Ofsted  is something more than      - - - -  OFF  !          if you get my drift
 . .                and what the Beast had done  on this especial weekend
  was to set up an assembly, a conference let's say
to discuss :   The Three GooseSteps To Heaven


So
Showandtellytubby  do their rendition of   ThreeGooseSteps2Heaven
    inimitably
and then we learn the true nature of   The Three GooseSteps:
1.    RING: the sound of the school bell     
2.    SIGH: the collective intake of dread 
3.    CULL: that goes without saying  

                                                                                                              AS