THOUGHTS  OF  SHREW

                                  where Prof. (Sikment) Loyne (try to) explain to 
                                  Kolee ?Ynnit(ms.) about the relationship twixt
                          The Baroque, The Romantic and the smaller mammals

                            ( and where K ?Y, as always, learn to surprise us all )




  - Not ! more bleedin' questions prof, innit 

 -  The point , Ms ?Ynnit, is that these questions emanate from exhaustive research, you see

- ?! Don't you ever get tired?, prof  !

- Hmm. . .  Okay, Kolee, so what do you think might attract a vole?

- ..   Oh!prof .. bit early innit for this kinds of questions.. dunno    ! oh  dammit Sik         !
      ,, another vole ,, yeah another vole   

- Well, that wasn't necessarily what we found from the exhaustive . ..

- ..'cos you make any old shit up when your nakkered  .. .  ..

- Yes ..  !  !  No .. what I mean is .. No, tell you what, Kolee, let's make this easy, shall we?
  If I tell you that we.. that I have discovered that  a vole be attracted to Bach , 
 the question is this:   which one ?

- Oy prof !  !ya do choose yor times to ask me them hard bleeders    

- Well?

- Well wot  ? ..  . .  o ! alrite ..   yor not goin to givvup  are ya !     ? Very well then
 !  The Country One   . ;  yup   The Country Vole  .. to obvious realy when you think about tit  . .       .    .
- Mmm? .. I dont' follow  your precise  .     .

- !Look prof  ! you ask me which vole be atracted  to   .  . 

- No ! No..! Oh O dear ..  (lol/lull) ..   O (you) dear-sweet Kolee .   ..   No   .  .      .        ..
  ..  butt notwithstanding   etcetc   . clearly,  you've seen the flaw in my ..our research     yes.
   Well spotted ! Kolee    !!    Well spotted indood

- !Oy Sik  I aint never got wot u meant but now im there !  ?innit.  Your trickin' me Sikment, !aint ya

- Well, Ms. ?Ynnit, that could of course be merely a  sikment  of your imagination .. ha!ha



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- Yes.. !hmmm .. the point is Kol . .

- ! Badly-striped .. yeah, gorra be a badly-striped vole;'cos there aint no well-spotted vole 
   as far as i know and thats just part of yor trik anyhoo   !                    (!?       innit   )
  

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-  ? Dose that answer your quesion               ( prof )         !




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-   .   ..   Proffesor Loin ?   . . !  ?    Loiny   .      .   !WTF     FFS  .! .  mear mention of  badly-typed
   over-hyped voles and him bugered off like a badga in heat  .. . O(h)  ! Sikment   come out ! come out     whereva .  ..     .
  
    Well, peeps  just you and me now, if u can bare that posibly. And all it behoove me to say  -
   all/mostly-all affectation aside  -   is this: 

   !WTF   ( FFS )      !

    and, if as the exhaustive research indicate, voles are indeed attracted to bark, then what bark we chattin' on ?! innit: somethin Soothin' ; Nurturin' ; Protectin' even. Well look ! no furtha than the bark of the Scottish willow, mostly-kindly to voles sindood  butt yet the scurrrge of the highland hellhound.


Then, once the bark has been identified generically, one has to be much more precise.
Are we referring to JB  ?  JCB  ?  or, more obviously,  ?JSB .  
Building from there, JCB (!again) ?,   plus,  of course,  the oft-under-considered CPE !?
No CBBC or CCTV then to record tyme-relative document; bearing in mind that collated evidence from all tyme-periods would need to take into account a whole-host of Bark relatives.
Furthermore, peeps, Professor Loyne was expedient to stress The Baroque,  butt, tbph , 
?should we not extend somewhat, reach out perhaps :       !           ?   
Early
Neo-Early / Pre-Baroque  
Baroque
Post-Baroque / Pre-Classical
Classical        ( even )

! Not so easy after all, is it?     Not when one is dealing with the vole
                                                                                                       !




Oh ! and as for his contention on the smaller mammals and  The Romantic  era,  well . . .  !  

There's  Clara Shrewmann   plus   franz Shrewbert    and  really   fuck  all  else              !