Hackman's hurry-thro
1.  In the wake of Kapello leaving England in the lurch, The Doc, following Abu Qatada, 
     explain  The Frog Spring  and Koo's   bagel state
2.  ?Ynnit,  Yikes!,  Hackman all rejected by England.    Pastor Henry Frog appointed manager . .
     ..  and we are all    jumping up and down at the news
3.  Dicky Kammerleg (PM)  - AKA  TheKammerleg -  quit.      PHF  (aka  Jeremy Clarkson with a 2CV )
     now  Master of the BigSociety  . . .    and becoming more insufferable by the day
     (His columns in  HOL Y ! SKUNK - a big twat in a SmallPond -  !make him even more insufferable)
4.  World Capitalism suffer its ultimate crisis
5.  Early April : World/Weld news dominated by April Spring springing Suzy Sprong from prison in a       
     stolen dustcart
6.  TheKammerleg be confused by an apparent  "spotting" of the Great Bustard
7.  NickGriffin be confused by a lorryload of " anti-asian cream"  delivered to his door in an Eddie Stobart wagon
8.  Koo has a run-in with the cancer charity   The Big Sea
9.  Grand National horses put down
10. Postage stamp prices put up