Thursday 3 May 2012

                        The Toady Programme, BBC Radio 4 . . .
KIM SLONTYNEE: . . .So, Pastor Frog, you're saying that you are the victim of discrimination .. as evidenced    
                        by the headline in yesterday's  Skunk ..        KS & PF together   Fwog Fwigged !!    . . .
                                and you claim that your sacking by the FA is on account of your speech impediment ...
PASTOR FROG:   Okay,  Kim, let's be clear on this, shall we?  The FA haven't sacked me; they just couldn't
                               do that.   No, I've been moved  upstairs,  so to speak . ..
SLONTYNEE:     And if I can be so bold, Pastor, on behalf of all of our listeners . ..  You talk openly of your         
                              speech impediment, yet it doesn't seem apparent to the rest of us ..  I mean  ...
FROG:              Oh I get it!   You, Ms. Slontynee,  are of the rabble's opinion that I've made the whole thing up,
                              so that  Fwog Fwigged !!  could then not possibly be a slur against me .. but instead implies
                             that the writer of that article   . .     KS, PF together   Nye Slime .. yes .. 'Tonk' Slime  ..  . .. 
                             that Mr. Slime is the one with the speech impediment ..  Well, tosh I say .. tosh slime !!
                             So, I'm not at the mercy of  the Wretched W  then , eh ?    
                             Well, woopsyWoolieswoo  !  shows  eWe  what  eWe  know . . .
                                                       silence               furtive glances 
SLONTYNEE:     . . All of  which brings us to the fundamental issue here ...
FROG:                 Ah !   You mean   take the  F off   Fwog (Fwigged)  and what you got?   
                            That's what you're getting at, isn't it?      F off ! Fwog  ?? 
SLONTYNEE:     So, Pastor,  IS there any truth in the story that the FA . . moved you  upstairs   because of
                            allegations of racism levelled against you?
                                                                 silence                         furtive glances
                             

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