The Toady Programme, BBC Radio 4 . . .
KIM SLONTYNEE: . . .So, Pastor Frog, you're saying that you are the victim of discrimination .. as evidenced
by the headline in yesterday's Skunk .. KS & PF together Fwog Fwigged !! . . .
and you claim that your sacking by the FA is on account of your speech impediment ...
PASTOR FROG: Okay, Kim, let's be clear on this, shall we? The FA haven't sacked me; they just couldn't
do that. No, I've been moved upstairs, so to speak . ..
SLONTYNEE: And if I can be so bold, Pastor, on behalf of all of our listeners . .. You talk openly of your
speech impediment, yet it doesn't seem apparent to the rest of us .. I mean ...
FROG: Oh I get it! You, Ms. Slontynee, are of the rabble's opinion that I've made the whole thing up,
so that Fwog Fwigged !! could then not possibly be a slur against me .. but instead implies
that the writer of that article . . KS, PF together Nye Slime .. yes .. 'Tonk' Slime .. . ..
that Mr. Slime is the one with the speech impediment .. Well, tosh I say .. tosh slime !!
So, I'm not at the mercy of the Wretched W then , eh ?
Well, woopsyWoolieswoo ! shows eWe what eWe know . . .
silence furtive glances
SLONTYNEE: . . All of which brings us to the fundamental issue here ...
FROG: Ah ! You mean take the F off Fwog (Fwigged) and what you got?
That's what you're getting at, isn't it? F off ! Fwog ??
SLONTYNEE: So, Pastor, IS there any truth in the story that the FA . . moved you upstairs because of
allegations of racism levelled against you?
silence furtive glances
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