Tuesday, 1 May 2012

TheKammerleg's Office
SW1


Dear Ms. ?Ynnit


Thank you most kindly for the brochure you sent us recently about the Breat Implant Group in Poland :
Warsaw Packed
Though most enlightening, we personally won't be needing the services it offered any time in the future.
We have therefore passed it on to a 'more appropriate' party; we are confident that you will approve of this.


We understand from your accompanying letter that you were writing as you were attending the latest of Jean Hackman's conventions where, as we are all aware, disaster doth go where the drink doth flow .... !    (hic) 
(Please be sure to give her our regards when next you see her.)       
However, for future reference, may we advise that your letter was clearly addressed to . . .   Them Wangers 
and thus not intended for our office  (though for some obscure reason it ended up here!!)


Best wishes

Miles Keynton
Permanently Under Secretary to TheKammerleg
o.b.o.  Dicky Kammerleg  PM 

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