Nikniknonnynot : Kolee's Story (Part I)


At the  Loan Ranger Stores, Milton Keynes, there was beholded  The Tonto Blessing or, as it was known in less fortunate tymes, The Tonto Wind;  which anticipate The 2nd Coming of Christ.
Why an outdoors wear shop?    Well, kristians argue that Jesus might have fared better had He had a kaghoul, and who's to say otherwise . .
Anyhoo, a gaggle of evangelists are gathered at the LR Stores/Church, and they're all ' falling down in the spirit '    
. ..  dropping like flies   in the words of one immersed onlooker, Enmity Noleks:
                  .  .  It literaly went totally bonkers.   At one point someone identified the presence of The Prince of 
                  Darkness but we realised after that it might of been Pastor Henry Frog who was incanting to the 
                  tune of  Purple Rain  as the lights give in.   In all honesty once you hit the floor you couldn't of even stand up .    lateraly ! !  .    *
And then there's all this muttering  gobbledegibberish   psychobabblish and stuff   . .  talking in tongues   
as we like to say   or  talking in ponds   I suppose, since Henry Frog was in attendance. 
Here key phrases keep kropping up like      ENTO MONTEK       KENTO ESET         NIKNIKNONNYNOT        LOL
Or words to that effect.
                                        *  taken from   Well I won't be doing that again in a hurry!   Enmity Noleks,  Histerika Press
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