Wednesday 30 May 2012

                          TEL INKEST LEMESON      -    THE LEVESON ENQUIRY 
      ( translated from the original  TONIK   by   KLOSET ENNYMI )


                          We find the doc seated before the tribunal and in the way of giving evidence :
DOC:  ..   Yes ... we were talking about the  press and ethics, were we not?     Okay, so Jean Hackman had ostensibly     
           organised a night out in Colchester for the  Jumpers  crew .. it was a bonding thing, y'know   ..  and Kelostemy Inn 
           was shut down by Health and Safety  .. and Colchester's not a million miles from MK . . Milton Keynes .. ?is it .  . .
          well, anyhoo   Hol y ! Skunk  had got  . .. ..     interrupted 
LORD HATCHETT : interrupting   I'm really not sure that a night out in Ethics  .. I mean Essex .. is any business of this court !     
D : Well, funny! you should say that, m' lord .. What if I was to tell you just what Hol y ! Skunk had actually got wind of?  
H : Mmmm,  go on!
D : Okay.. that the Colchester shindig was a front for a most secret parlay in the castle where a cunning plan would be 
      hatched which would turn Jumpers upside down .. and inside out .. turning  Jumpers  into .. !Jumpers! , of course
H : Mmm, of course ! puzzled     Go on!, please
D : And that those traumatic events which occurred at The Inn ..   D & H together: !Jumpers! ... yes . .  .. 
     . . those events involved underthetablebackhanders, secretmikes, illegaljohns, loose talk typed taped and toped.
     Not to mention all the deception surrounding the inspirational use of  Tonik  ..  and of course,  THAT film that put 
    the shits up your lords and ladyships  .. !sorry ..   I mean gave you all the heebiejeebies   
H : !Oh heebyjeebys oh rather ! hah hawhaw !    Oh yes, the one I watched late last night with those little girls in bellboy 
     uniforms  . .  yes it was rather  .. RATHER!!  ..  interrupted
D : interrupting        quickly   NO ! NO    I'm referring of course to those terrible and tragic events at Kelostemy Inn.
H : Yes .. Yes, of course you were .. . haha . . lol        silence        furtive glances        quickly  Do go on, doc,  please ! do go on









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