HOL Y ! SKUNK
We'd like to apologise for yesterday's misprint.
The headline should have read:
TheKammerleg can only dream of topping the polls
. . . . . . . . topping the Poles
We might add that allegations that TheKammerleg are planning a wanton killing spree
in Poland after getting mixed up with ' Warsaw Packed ' ( see Tues. May 1)
are entirely erroneous. . ...
As are the vicious rumours that this dastardly act would fit with government policy to restrict
Eastern European migrant labour. . . .
And the ludicrous suggestion that such nefarious activity falls within Roman Abramovich's
master plan to extend Chelski's empire within Greater Russia .. . . well !!!
!sorry anyhoo !
!OMILY SKINT ! 21.6.12
im kilkil Polski
kim-somnyk Kemelek !