BRAHMS' LIST
Jubilee Day.           Into   GoofyGifts   enter Johannes Brahms.                           With  list
                                                  of bits and bobs to buy for Royalists.      First Johannes licks his lips
                                               and then his eyes drift  limply  to a plastic mask of the prince   Philip.  
He screams and flits to liquor store where kitsch-soaked  kiss.      Exit Brahms    and list.
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