She beckoned him over to her car.
And asked him about the flashing triangle on her dashboard.
He took a moment to summon up all of the Knowledge of Mechanics known to man.
   !Well, darn!it      he asserted, in an irritated though assured manner
      it's quite simple ! really
    It indicates that you are about - if you haven't done so already - to fall in love 
with a handsome fellow, a stranger, now bending at your door.
Somewhat reassured by this, she flew through the open window as if a bird released from a trap.
And landed in his arms with a force that carried them both to the bushes nearby.
And then (but only then) the car exploded.

                                                                          NO ! / YES!! Tinklem