when all else fails and theres noone left to talk to    
                                                       why not interview yourself?
jean hackman gives it a go . . . .


-  jean your quite a celebrity round here ?arent you  
   with all your  KNIT ONE  books and such
-  yes i am  thank you     and my latest book is called  
                                KNIT ONE PURLYGATES
-  showing readers how to make a bill gates hand-knit ?
-  haha   lol   no    its full title is
   why closeknitting wont make a jot of difference to someone whos gone too far!
-  in it you tell the story of koos execution  we believe
-  yes i do  thank you     
   in view of how traumatised we all were by koos death
   and as a mark of respect to koo    
   and to give time for the dust to settle  i delayed release of course
   its taken me this long to compose myself   
   to get a handle on my thoughts so to speak
   to take on the full horror of all thats happened ..
-  ok    so when was koo beheaded again ?
-  o     last night