bubblewrap

    when he wants to irritate her
                                     at night
     he pops some bubblewrap
 which lies by his side of the bed.
 when he wants to doubly irritate her 
                                    (at night )
   he pops some bubblewrap
              which lies by her side of the bed.

   
               spreadsheets

  when she wants to irrigate him
                                    at night
     she spikes some spreadsheets
 which bob on his side of the bed.
when she wants to doubly irrigate him
                                      ( at night)
    she spikes some spreadsheets
           which bob on her side of the bed. 

      Monty Le Sinke