The Big Sea  *
Okay right, so here's the deal about BeachVolleyball  isn't it?  the ONE TRUE Olympic Sport..
And without it,  TeamGB (GloryBollocks!)  would have found it really hard in these Games, would they not?, 
if you took away a bit of sloshing about on the waters, all that horsey-ass shit, and the bikeriding of course  
( love Bridley Waggins  btw  !  xx)
So why not treat BV with just a wammer of the respect it surely clamours for ,  
and give my daughter BAYJINGO  - amongst others - a fair crack of the whiplash ?
Okay, Bayjingo's only 4  - tis true! - isn't it ?  but her physical prowess is there for all to see,
(and the cheeky one's already up to SizeZero ! )
Clearly Rio D. Jenario might be too soon for her, accepted, but just as well - I mean how's Brazil going to cope with the REAL sport of BeachVolleyball when it's a wad of flaming rainsticks and bushforest isn't it?
And clearly it doesn't have the advantages of England's Great Capital  -  the River, we mean, and the beach and seaside of course courtesy of London's SouthEnd  .  .  ....
Which brings us neatly to 2020 - Turkey & Spain, in Japan? - that's okay isn't it ?  because Bayjingo's got Dad's from all those places most likely.  and she'll be 12 by then which is the perfect age almost  .  . .    
though Kenya 2024 would be even more ideal, because it's at the seaside, and Bayjingo would be sweet 16 at that point, isn't it?, and in the peek of condition,  so that's what we'll go for ..
But here's my problem: And this is what  TheBigSeaMovement  is banging on about : 
A campaign for the kids in Milton Keynes to be given the proper opportunity to train for BeachVolleyball 2024 
 -  my Bayjingo especially !
We're going to need a proper beach obviously (that goes without saying!) so that means bringing the sea to MK  
(Milton Keynes)  - clearly I can't afford to get  Jingo to training programmes in blooming BognorRegis and the like !  
So how is that likely to work, isn't it?  Well, here's the deal: Basically, you've got to flatten East Anglia a bit, so the Sea can flood over it, as far as MK, which then become coastline.   Now since all the people living in the East of England are either Stephen Fry or are having sex with their relations, what's it matter if they have a bit of salty water to douse their unnatural passions?   
Anyhoo,  what you get up to on dry land  you can just as well do in the ocean is my belief isn't it?! 
                                                    * Extract from   The Big Sea : Parting the waves or waving the parts ?  -  Kolee ?Ynnit (ms)
                                                       Translation :  Sonney & Nonsey Klimet ,  The Body for Linguistic Enhancement,
                                                                             The  In My Skeleton  Foundation