KOLEE'S  NIPPLES

Dear Kolee
A big thank you for your presentation of  The Travelling Crufts   from Milton Keynes !
In answer to your plea to  . .    bring Crufts to MK for ever . . .
I think you may find that Crufts is still under contract to Ajax FC of Amsterdam.
Best
Yomti (Kennels)

Dear Yomti
Thanks for that!
Do you reckon that Ajax would kick up a fuss
if we encouraged Crufts to break his contract?
Regards
Kolee (?Ynnit (Ms.))

Dear Kolee
Think you'd be up shit creek without a poodle!
(btw : Was your show's theme tune one of Beethoven's
           or am I just barking up the wrong tree ? )
Yomti

Dear Yomti
(1) Thought so.
(b) Probably  - and no tree involved whatsoever!!
Kolee

Dear Kolee
My dog gives off this pungent odour and cries out
for Schnittke every time my foot taps along to 
Schubert or Schumann.
Can you shed any light on this, please ?
Ta
Y 

Y
Your Schnittke-loving ShihTzu 
may have trodden in some Schnitzel!
Advice: Shed some Ligeti !!
K

K
Ta !
Y
ps.  Who writes your letters btw?

Y
         ? 
K