Dear friends
As you'll no doubt appreciate, we are getting very close to the 5000th applicant
for a place at   Kelostemy Inn.
As you'll also no doubt appreciate, we will not be able to take that many of you in.
Numbers are ill-defined as we speak, but with  TheEndofTheWorld  happening sooner than expected,
K.I   was not ready for the sudden (unexpected) rush of visitors/applicants etcetc  . .
Thus, in order to prepare fully for The Future, I'm informing you now that  K.I  will be closed for refurbishment from midnight tomorrow, Monday August 27, 2012. 
The Inn  will re-open for business on Tuesday 11th September, 2012.
Naturally the site will be 'off-limits' during this period but you can always watch developments
through the barbed wire!
                                                        www.kelostemyinn.com
(note: I am selling a bag full of high-power Ecuadorian binoculars (grey) picked up cheap
on Ebay from disgruntled JulianAssange watchers .. to be sold on a  !first come first severed !  basis ! ) 
We apologise in advance for any un/necessary inconvenience.
If you need to contact me urgently regarding room availability or on matters personal, 
please mail me at : 
                                                                  ye_silent_monk@yahoo.co.uk
or (if all else fails) leave a message on:                      07879437101
Regards
Monty