KOLEE ?YNNIT (ms.) ' first inaugural speech
well  i bin thrust into the 'edlites of power as they say !
Like a rabbit blinded by the first site of a stolen sitron.   so to speek?!
(yeah!  thats right jeanClaud  - I hope your lissnin  )
And it aint prety ! innit?     and! me eyes urt
bit it seams I am yer Leeder - aparently -   And as ya leader,
let me say this  and only so ? , :
  Who? betta2 kwote from than those bulgarien team syklists   ' taken out ' 
by that brazilien coach in the BellEnd distrikt of london . .. ?!
and as he lay dyin' the cyklist  in pools of blood  wiv is byke in bits,
e 'ad this to say  and which are important dyin words in the senario of u lot
voting me yor leada  innit!    so let me kwote:
          ! Aaagh   ,,  2 many trafiks  ..    ! no bell!      .  .     badcoachman 
  Aaghh!  . .   .   .  ....                  Go on Ebay   . .!  .   buy cheep jetpaks
     . . .. !Aaaggh   . .       splut  .  ..  .              .     .                                           innit?  
                                                                                  A DEN DUMB 
Well I duno why these words is important,they just are innit  and i literaly
quoted from wot he said  as he was speakin     broken           english
                                                                               K?Y(Ms)