10 / 12 : The Truth
The evening put aside by PastorHenryFrog for PastorHenryFrog to reveal all about  10/12 
  ( 10 / 12 : The Truth)   started well-enough.
In point of fact it started better than well-enough;  it started with a veritable bang;   !  literally.
PHF turned up at  The Inn  with  His veritably old banger - The2CV - as promised,  which would serve 
as a veritable old prop for His dear young friend  Kolee?Ynnit(ms.)'  new Rockmock opera,
 The Burberry of Seville,  musically driven by Chav 'N Daze.
This work was an original misinterpretation of  Koo's Head's  picaresque novel  
Andalucia !? Where the fuck r u   (eh) ( a masterpiece for sure had KH not missedapiece)
As it turned out, ?Ynnit's Rockmock opera was sequestrated by SienKomently , 
from whence it became a Rockmockjock opera, which was in turn then violated by Vinnie Jones 
from whither it winced as a  Rockmockjocklockstock&2smokingcocks opera.
But ! enough of  (all)  that  . .  .   .    ....
To reiterate, 
Frog turned up in His old crock which went up in smoke
when Kolee lit up a fag which she left in the back  of Frog's old cronk
which went off with a boombangabang  ! !   (literally)
Well, in the chaos and confusion that followed this explosion,  K?Y(ms) had a stark (and instant) 
choice to make: Whether to distract from the mayhem going on around her,         or to add to it.
In choosing to add to the mayhem going on around her, ?Ynnit gave us a whole new meaning 
to the words   chaos       and       confusion.
And thus  TheBurberryOfSeville  commenced.
In Chav 'N Daze's absence,  ?Y performed the opening number  -  TheRoundaboutGirl Rap - 
with a clarity that lacked, let's say,                               clarity. 
It could be stated that Ms. ?Ynnit was somewhat misguided to introduce into her improvised/
unrehearsed rap the apology note from Chav 'N Daze, whose  SharedPostTraumaticStressDisorder  
had flared up once more when their local Sainsbury's was shut down due to rabbit insurgency  .  ..
                              sos  for miss  Burberry !  !  might appen agin   -   !bleedinrabbits         innit    
                                  oh, youd b mad to  bring this note into   you doing  B.  insted of us !      !
                                                      easy                                                 C 'N  D 

                     TheRoundaboutGirl  Rap
                                                                               ( note from C 'N  D )
Just(ine)   when you think your bang on time          for your work   you realise  
that your only clean pair of pants                          have mopped up the baby sick           (innit) 
So rinsed-out you throw them in  the drier            You see a note pinned to the door :
!Gone     Damn ! that broken machine                 No!  !! Gone 2 Mothers  is what she meen
The bitch has walked out on you agin    (innit)         Just(ine)  when the drier need fixin' !        !
So the baby is still cryin'                                       when the nanny walks into the kitchen
and you reach for the car keys                                but the bitch has taken  ZippyZelda                         
and left you  SchizoSusan                  (innit)  :               Half Suzuki      Half Nissan                             

     love my car  not much tread  it is fast   it is red       love my car love my car love my car love my car

Out of frustration that she wont go                         you bang Schizo Susan's stereo
and remind her that you meant :                                       Half Suzuki      Half Nissen hut  -  
                               A corugated steel shelter            for fighting forces everywhere
       ! Hmm
That was where the damn bitch used to sit             and youd imagine you were  Nick Nolte  in  Under Fire
              fightin'  with  The Sandinistas ,                      bangin'  their  muchachas
                                       while she got shot               by  The Contras 

love my car  not much tread  it is fast  it is red             love my car love my car love my car love my car
love my car  insurance lapsed  MOT  and the tax      love my car love my car love my car love my car

Just(ine)    when you think your bang on time           and headin' away to a life of crime
you see six cop cars, one after the other                   Lucky for you!,  there on a transporter
but not as well fixed    unluckily                                  as they damn well ought to be !
and before you know it,  ! pal                                        your bein' kissed like a snooker ball ;
  your all over there body-work                         !            like a cheep   red    lipstick

           SixSqualidSquaddiesSurroundingSchizoSusanSixSqualidSquaddiesSecretedInTheSumptank
                             ?What  do  you  expect  when  you  know  nothing  of  mechanics ?
                 ForLipstickingUsWe'reNickingYou              !                    ForLipstickingUsWe'reNickingYou

        A copper dips into his pocket                                           and presents you with a package

                 the damn bitch has left you sandwiches     the damb bitch has made you sanwiches
                                                             the damn bitch has left you sandwiches
          with a note wishing            Happiness and success          Hoping ! you enjoy the watercress

                                                Words:  Yon Mese-Klint
                               Arrangement:  Ise T / Lemon Ynk
                                Re-Arrangement:  Chav 'N Daze
                           Re-Re-Arrangement:  Kolee ?Ynnit(ms)  
                         Re-Re-Re-Arrangement:  PastorHenryFrog


At some point during the rap,  PHF's re-re-re-arrangement was inevitable,  in all truth.   
His old cronk was on fire, there was much smoke, some old crocks in the crowd had croaked .. .
and there was dear oblivious Kolee, still banging on.   Until Henry stopped her,  mid tracks.


     

                            *              

                                        The Audience respond :
(a) Well I don't know about that
(3) We were (all) a tad disturbed to find  Roman Polanski 
     populating your sister-sight : 
                                                                                     www.kelostemyinn.com   
     !Please have him removed at your own costs.

         The  BringPolanskiToJustine  Campaign           
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