Dear Messrs Keynnote and Skin

I was a tad aghast to receive your latest, somewhat intimidating correspondence.

Let me say this   (and this alone !):
If Morgan Freeman wishes to kill himself by consuming a ridiculous amount of
SoupaDopaSizeMePenguinBurgers ( + fries)  in a stupidly short amount of time, 
then that is his stuff ( ! and his alone)
That be a matter surely between him and his insurance company.
It is not for you to bombard me with your putrid letters demanding 
legal redress.
  

Yours faithfully




Sir Trevor McD