K22

   hello again y'all
well  I'd planned a busy day  today.      I had intended to  fly over to see BarrackObama ,
to ask him why he didn't make the effort to attend  The Funeral      but   in the end  I couldn't  really be arsed,
and really  you make that long flight across thePond    and for what ?    to be henpeckedd  by one of his henchman,  to be purloined by one of his puppet-masters  ...      for  after all,  as BasilBrush said  to Derek Fowlds             Look ! Mr Derek  ..  you'd agree to their demands if they had their hand(s) up  your  butt  !   
                           ( When a fox has frig all to say about Nothing at all: 
                             A critique of the Policies of Basil Brush    -     Hackman/Frog   ed.  )
        curiously,  DF  went on to star alongside the PrimeMinister   ?wouldn't you know  .! .  
 how's that for spooky irony  ?                                                                   !  ha  ha  ha    !    boom !!  boom




I've just been in contact  with Kolin Fry   - SikSense, Pick TV  -  in real-time actually,  Earth-time  !  
I'd meant  to get in touch with  SidekickSally,  but decided on Kolin instead  -  i've got a friend called 
Kolin (Seyment)   .. plus  i know  KF's parents pretty well  -  Stephen & Elizabeth (Fry)  . .
so that's all good   . ..      and, moreover, taking into full account  Kolin's recent makeover and sharphairkut, 
 He has a distinct look of a  LoftPigeon
The point is  I needed  KF's help  -  y'see my laptop was playin' up ,  tinternet was down or something-like .. 
The Vatikan  had probably got some child-restriction policy in force  .. y'know .. 
anyhoo   the meet with KF was highly productive in  oooh-sooo-many ways : 
(1) Kolin was able to answer a very profound&searching question  regarding the varieties of 
 'ThePopeHat' that I would&could be needing, which include:


I thanked  him   and got straight down to converting  the                       into a  pigeon-cote   ?and why not   !
KF  look surprised ...   Will you really be needin' a coat with Spring now here  ?,  say he
i say:    No !  thats not   . ...  not really   .  ..  I've got me Cassocks after all    !
He say:   ?! What   .   .   car socks   ? 
  i say :  Cassocks   !!
 he say :    Well i'm sure there's no need to talk like that   !   i was only tryin' 2 'elp      after all    . ..   .      
                                                                                                      ( haha! ha          ! boom-boom  )
                               and Help is at hand  !  sure enough
(he continue)        and I'm the one to help you   here.   You have a ' lost Dove'  who wishes to speak to you, i think  ..
                                ? has she crossed yet,  this lostDove   -    she's crossed  hasnt she?      Does this make any sense  ?  
              !
   Well,  ! yes it does     say  I    kinda     but I have a bone to pick with you, kolin .. about the  'dove'  thing 
  y'see  your a bit wide of the mark there  ..  it's not a  lost  dove  as such  ..    i mean,  ME ?!  neckin' a collared dove
 (!let's say!)  .. i mean to say,   faintly ridikulous !!      No  you'll be meaning my  ' Lost Love'   of course.
 But you'r right ..  she has crossed  .. well 2b perfektly blunt  she was in the act of crossing the level-crossing
when she was fatally struck by a high-speed cattle truck
(KF)                -   aah  !   which may explain the  moo-(e)d swings,        mmm 
(TheHighKoo)  -    .  .....        hmm                 !     Can i just say,  Mr. Fry,  you're truly! extraordinary,     yes  you are
(KF)               -   well thank you ..       your Dove ..  .   Love   ..     said much the same     actually  . ..
                                 but thank u   !  anyhoo          and so are you  2     let me just say      ..   so are you  too                !
                                                                                                        ((  haa - boom       etc.  et al ) )  



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